Online WHAT???? (page 2)

ButtLight

I guess they don't have "buffets" where you live?

All you can eat bread and wine buffet and the kingdom hall! Oh yeah, no doggie bags!

Lapuce

I thought that the dubs weren't allowed to have such forums..... I did read a few of the messages and had a good laugh....

unclebruce

This pre-filled communion set offers a communion wafer and grape juice in one sanitary

Grape juice?! Jew boy didn't go drink'n no grape juice! Bloody Methodist Heresy!

Honesty

who of the annointed here sit in the front row to get 1st dibbs at the meal since being in the back you would be sipping and eating items that are probably full of germs and who knows what else?

I have often wondered about this because in our church we each reciev an individual container of the fruit of the vine and an individual square of unleavened bread. Therefore, no germs.

On the other hand, the WATCHTOWER™ passes around one glass out of a cheap $5 a bottle wine and a few saltines on a plate.

mustang

aren't there any laws regarding food that is left out in the open and having people gawk at them as they pass by their face??? that is damm unsanitary.

Hmmm… you know those glass shields that are put over the food in buffet restaurants? (I seem to recollect seeing some very old instances of these in antique publications.) They are put there to keep people from sneezing and such in the food servings.

There should be a portable one of these that is dragged around for the Memorial edibles!!!!

Mustang

rebel8

We will be using Paltalk (an Internet 'chat' program that allows for voice)

So that means if we all log in, we can talk & all participants can hear us?

Maybe I should speak in tongues. Imagine the bro giving the speech, "....in Jesus' name, Amen." And then me, "Abugbagbagagaga!"

Scully

Hmmm… you know those glass shields that are put over the food in buffet restaurants? (I seem to recollect seeing some very old instances of these in antique publications.) They are put there to keep people from sneezing and such in the food servings.
There should be a portable one of these that is dragged around for the Memorial edibles!!!!

Just to be on the safe side, why not just cover the emblems with Saran Wrap? That way they stay sanitary, and nobody will partake who shouldn't partake. If they try, the Attendants™ will hear the rustling of the Saran Wrap and can jump the offender and drag him/her to the Library™ for Upbuilding Counsel™ straight away!

BTW, the Memorial™ "edibles" are really NOT edible.

ButtLight

Maybe I should speak in tongues

You should know better than that, god doesnt allow that anymore, its been done away with a long time ago! (except when i walked into a holy roller church, they are still allowed)

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