Jehoover punishing me

by KW13 20 Replies latest social humour

  • KW13
    KW13

    Ballistic lol, i dont wanna dress like unc bruce.

    Chair is just like you describe unc but you shouldn't have to suffer. i shall...continue putting up with it!

    you could always burn it...that used to be a popular JW way of disposing of demonized garage sale goods here in the states.
    ...mmm though mum and stepdad dont know this, frequently i'd cover it in aftershave and set fire to it. Did i stir up the Jehoover spirit?
  • greendawn
    greendawn

    After all the things they got from you while they were exploiting you as a JW, giving you a chair to sit on is the least reward they could give you.

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Well if we're gonna get practical, there's the ol' witches solution - leave it outside in the sun and fresh air for a day or two.

    Be careful kw stastic can kill - mmm maybe we should say something to greendawn..

    ...meanwhile kw's folks are having a seniour moment:

    alt

  • PoppyR
    PoppyR
    I think drunken poppy would have made a great elder. Look how quickly she came up with that list of salacious questions.

    Funny, I thought I would have made a great elder too!!! And I just love the salacious word... oooh.

    Definition:

    1. Appealing to or stimulating sexual desire; lascivious.
    2. Lustful; bawdy.

    Lascivious is a great word isn't it?? You see how theocratic education increases your vocabulary!

    Poppy (maybe drunk, but I can still spell)

  • KW13
    KW13
    After all the things they got from you while they were exploiting you as a JW, giving you a chair to sit on is the least reward they could give you.

    I agree ^^

    Be careful kw stastic can kill - mmm maybe we should say something to greendawn..

    Static can kill eh? *shouts stepdad* **Poppy, if your into big words - look-up verbose. Though to use it, you'd be verbose

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas

    That's the shekinah light. After the times of the gentiles ran out in 1914, the radio for talking to god (the ark of the covenant) was converted into office funiture. Jehovha is trying to tell you something.

    I have no idea what that might be. Maybe he's hungry. You should try sitting on a matzoh next time.

  • KW13
    KW13

    If he's communicating with me, does that make me the 'F&D slave' ??

  • luna2
    luna2
    Poppy (maybe drunk, but I can still spell)

    Must be nice. I'm boringly sober and I can't spell for sh*t. Most of the time I look the dang words up in my handy dandy online dictionary cuz I don't wanna look too stupid, but other times its just too much bother. ...and, yes, lascivious is an awesome word. lol

    Nathan you are too funny. KW, you should try asking your chair some questions. Maybe it would work sort of like a Magic 8 Ball. One shock in the butt for a "Yes" and two shocks for a "No".

  • KW13
    KW13

    sometimes if i am stroking the dog, he gets shocked too LOL.

    As you know dogs get wet noses, i was stroking him and he and i both got a shock...poor guy.

  • Nathan Natas
    Nathan Natas









    ...and YES, that DOES make you the FDS.



    *be careful the son-of-a-bitch doesn't bite you!

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