Ballistic lol, i dont wanna dress like unc bruce.
Chair is just like you describe unc but you shouldn't have to suffer. i shall...continue putting up with it!
you could always burn it...that used to be a popular JW way of disposing of demonized garage sale goods here in the states....mmm though mum and stepdad dont know this, frequently i'd cover it in aftershave and set fire to it. Did i stir up the Jehoover spirit?