This man walks into a pet shop (worldly man) and sees a parrot he likes. So he takes it.
On monday he was sat there, reading the paper, having breakfast when the parrot talks. "Have you done your book study" and it keeps repeating it. The man confused thinks if he ignores it, it will stop.
On Wednesday it was worse. "have you done your study, don't forget your Kingdom ministry" and loads of other weird things. Again he decides to leave it.
Come Saturday, he's had no rest from this parrot "Do your watchtower" and it keeps saying it. So he takes it back to the petshop.
He keeps saying weird things, he tells the petshop owner. The Petshop owner says "put him in a black box and shake him"
Back home the parrot starts again. So he grabs a black box, puts the parrot in it and shakes it. The parrot started screaming loud "armaggedon...armaggedon"
- Yep we all thought it was clever...maybe this man became a witness, we dont know!