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JW Joke that was circulating for about 2000000000 years
by KW13 15 Replies latest social humour
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aniron
A variation : This man walks into a pet shop (worldly man) and sees a parrot he likes. So he takes it.
On monday he was sat there, reading the paper, having breakfast when the parrot talks. "Have you done your book study" and it keeps repeating it. The man confused thinks if he ignores it, it will stop.
On Wednesday it was worse. "have you done your study, don't forget your Kingdom ministry" and loads of other weird things. Again he decides to leave it.
Come Saturday, he's had no rest from this parrot "Do your watchtower" and it keeps saying it. The parrot does this week after week. Eventually the man tires and snaps. He grabs the parrot and throws it against the wall. The parrots slides to the floor Squawking , "NO BLOOD, NO BLOOD"
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DanTheMan
Aniron's version is the one I've heard before - both variations are pretty funny
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Finally-Free
I can't help but feel bad for the parrot.
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potleg
My favorite JW joke is...
What do you get when you cross a JW with a devil worshipper...
...Someone who goes from door to door telling people to go to hell.
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KW13
I liked that second parrot version.
Say, finally-free...your a bit biased aren't ya? Looking at your avatar
Some good jokes folks