I imagine the board monitors for the society have to be cokebottle glasses wearin, nerdy, mindless little bastards with no backbone type of guys,....and who wear their pants up high and have cameltoes......or else they would lose monitors to the heathen apostate bastards on JWDGumby
Probably the raciest thing they ever did in their lives. You know, they have whole websites devoted to the revered cameltoe.