Stupidest woman in the world (yes, it`s Paris Hilton)

by Hellrider 28 Replies latest jw friends

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    I must be the stupidest woman in the world

    Well I meant every word of it. If this clip of her singing Happy Birthday to Hugh Hefner for his 80th birthday is any indication, she may very well be the greatest singer of our generation. Or any generation for that matter.

    I can't figure out if this is a joke or not. lol!

  • wombat
    wombat

    Aw Plkmwhatever..Your avatar shows you as a blonde..No wonder you can't figure it out.

  • plmkrzy
    plmkrzy

    sticks toung out at wombat

    plm

  • wombat
    wombat

    I've run out of beer.........It's after 2 am here and I have to get up early....So I shall go to bed thinking now thinking about that cute little pink tongue.......G'nite.

  • TwoBlackBelts
    TwoBlackBelts

    The only thing anyone needs to know about Paris is that any male who doesn't admit to having the urge to bang her spine through the mattress springs is either gay or lying.

  • luna2
    luna2

    Gee, TBB, sounds kind of painful for Miss Paris. 'Course, maybe more...um...demanding lovemaking is the way to go with her. From what I know of that video her ex-boyfriend made public, she can barely pay attention to the sex, what with admiring her own breasts and talking to her friends on her cell.

  • TwoBlackBelts
    TwoBlackBelts

    Luna,

    All the more reson to feel no guilt or obligation to treat her as anything more than an attractive receptacle.

  • luna2
    luna2

    Kind of like an android or something. LMAO! God, poor girl. There must be a real person inside there someplace but she sure is hard to find.

  • TwoBlackBelts
    TwoBlackBelts

    No, no, not an android. The attraction is her humanity. And the opportunity to let one's baser urges have free reign with no chance of empathy or pity diluting them.

  • free2beme
    free2beme

    When is she going to die?

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