freetobeme....LMAO! Made me laugh out loud. I know its mean but I can't help it.
Stupidest woman in the world (yes, it`s Paris Hilton)
by Hellrider 28 Replies latest jw friends
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Mary
It's a toss up who's more pathetic: Paris Hilton, Nicole Ritchie (her sidekick), or Britney Spears...........
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luna2
Britney just makes me feel sad...very sad.
Here's a link to one of my fav sites. It pokes fun at any celeb who wears something funky or takes a bad picture. This is a link to their critique of the Hilton sisters. Some very funny stuff.
http://gofugyourself.typepad.com/go_fug_yourself/paris_nicky_hilton/
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Hellrider
I prefer a woman who is intelligent and is a lady in public but naught in private
Unlike Paris, who is stupid, naughty in public and probably very boring and and unskilled in bed. I don`t trust (seemingly) hot chicks to be good in bed anymore. Their whole being revolves around looking good, and that clears out any other thought (or desire) from their heads.
If she was trying to imitate Marylin Monroe singing to JFK there, she blew it.That was horrible
Of course, Marilyn Monroe wasn`t dressed like she came straight from the porn movie-set when she sang for JFK. And she didn`t moan and groan at the end of every sentence, and of course, she actually could sing a bit. Paris Hilton was just pathetic.
"Hef I love you, you`re 80 but you act like you`re 20 and you look like you`re 40...you`re hot, I love you".
Actually, I think Hugh Hefner is pretty pathetic too. Well well, they deserve eachother.
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upside/down
I think she's a fembot!
u/d
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Berean
I don’t know about the rest of you. I turned the sound off ... watched it numerous times to make sure I got the full impact of her performance.
IT WORKED FOR ME!!! YES!!!! HEHEHE! -
delilah
Gag me.....
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sixsixsixtynine
Here's what she had to say about her forthcoming album: "I worked hard for all this. I tell girls that if you basically work hard, all your dreams will come true." Whaaaaaa!?!?! http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060418/people_nm/paris_dc;_ylt=A0SOwk.EBUVEZUUB0RB2F78C;_ylu=X3oDMTA4dDg2MG9mBHNlYwMxNjk3
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AuldSoul
The only thing anyone needs to know about Paris is that any male who doesn't admit to having the urge to bang her spine through the mattress springs is either gay or lying.
TwoBlackBelts, I'd hit that, honest...if I wasn't afraid of getting splinters from those gangly toothpick limbs.
I really don't have any desire to bed a skin-sack with pointy bones jutting out all over. Give her boney ass a hamburger or two and make sure she doesn't get it back up and maybe I'd be interested in her figure. As it stands, not only am I not interested in her figure, I haven't been able to find her figure.
Out of the celebrechick genre, she is my least favorite. Her sister is better looking than she is, in my opinion.
Respectfully,
AuldSoul