by dorayakii 43 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Sounds like a puke-fest. I am soooooooo happy I wont be there !!!! Have'nt been to a DC in 10 years now!!!!
Hey you never know, maybe the "climactic" final talk will be a formal announcement for 2034 being the new "end date" !!! ha ha...
> I am betting there will be MAJOR anti-internet rants given all the hell that has been let loose in cyberspace over the past year.
It's always the guy with Dockers, and an L.L.Bean shirt, doing gardening with his ethnic self, smiling, pushing a wheelbarrow around with tons of fresh fruit and vegetables. Like he just can't wait to eat that eggplant meddley again, for the 4 millionth time.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Actually the very theme is the reason i say that they're trying to stir up something. No other DC themes have been as direct... Deliverance is at hand!!
2006 Deliverance At Hand
2005 Godly Obedience
2004 Walk with God
2003 Give God Glory
2002 Zealous Kingdom Proclaimers
2001 Teachers of God's Word
2000 Doers of God's Word
1999 God's Prophetic Word
1998 God's Way of Life
1997 Faith in God's Word
1996 Messengers of Godly Peace
1995 Joyful Praisers
1994 Godly Fear
1993 Divine Teaching
1992 Light Bearers
1991 Lovers of Freedom
1990 Pure Language
1989 Godly Devotion
1988 Divine Justice
1987 Trust in Jehovah
1986 Divine Peace
1985 Integrity Keepers
1984 Kingdom Increase
1983 Kingdom Unity
1982 Kingdom Truth
1981 Kingdom Loyalty
1980 Divine Love
What a creepy brochure. How nice of them to put a Catholic priest on the top giving last rites. Intended message: Catholics cannot save you. They suck.
I don't have a pic of a bbq but here's a picnic in case you haven't seen it. From actual WT literature.
I don't have a pic of a bbq but here's a picnic in case you haven't seen it. From actual WT literature.
That's becaue there won't be any BBQ's in the new system.They will let you pet a cow but you can't eat him er her....
(American Standard Version) Luke 21:8—And he said, Take heed that ye be not led astray: for many shall come in my name, saying, I am he; and, The time is at hand: go ye not after them.
Say no more, know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat, am I right? Say no more, he said knowingly, nudge, nudge.
Excuse me but why does it say on this invitation that NO COLLECTIONS ARE TAKEN? That is a BIG FAT LIE! We all know that volunteers come out and sit in very public places with collection boxes at appointed times during lunch break and at the end of each convention. LIARS!
hey -- brilantt idea. Why doesn't someone print a version of the track, but replace watchtower.org with a more accurate website -- jehovahs-witness.com
Also, jehovahs-witness.com doesn't even break the first page of google... perhaps we could work on that.
-silent
doing gardening with his ethnic self, smiling, pushing a wheelbarrow around with tons of fresh fruit and vegetables
Hmmm.....I wonder where the rake came from? The wheelbarrow came from etc, etc?
Must be what was hurriedly salvaged during all that destruction and annihilation of all their nonJW friends and families that was going on during "the end".
Notice how we never see the inside of any homes....the NO stoves, the NO toilets, the NO bathtubs, the NO washers or dryers, the NO tvs, the NO computers, the NO anything.....call me silly---but I am SO glad I'm not gonna be there!!
Come to think of it....has anyone ever seen an old pick-up truck or a backhoe anywhere in these heartstirring and lovely "authentic" pastoral scenes???
Kinda makes me think that there wasn't a whole lot of thought put into the "whats-life-REALLY-gonna-be-like-there"....idea.
Just THINK about what we're all gonna miss out on......
Maybe one of our artist friends can draw up a "New World Barbeque"Oh oh, now I realy crossed the line.
I can see it now.I would look the best if four or five cows were grouped around the BBQ with their mouths open as the BRO's and Sisters chowded down.
I sometimes wonder how some of my former jaydub acquaintances are doing these days, the ones that were a little more down-to-earth and were smart enough to take at least some of what came down from Brooklyn with a grain of salt. It has to be sooo painful for them to remain in da troof, with the WTS becoming more and more unintentionally comical with each passing year.
