April 2006 KM:
Accidents and Emergencies: Emergency-response services have complained that they receive many cell-phone calls over minor matters. If a medical emergency arises at the convention site, please contact a nearby attendant, who will immedietly notiy First Aid so that our qualified personnel on site can assess the seriousness of the situation and render assistance. If necessary, 911 will be called.
hmmm...I don't get it. First of all: if my mother is going in convulsions in the middle of the symposium ya damn right I'm gonna dial 911 on my cell instead of walking up a flight of stairs just to let an attendant know first.
And what's with the First Aid?? How many people who volunteer at First Aid are actually qualified to "assess the seriousness" of a medical situation? Any doctors in that bunch? Yeah, I didn't think so.
I've heard this annoucement every year so what gives?