Man, what are some of you people smoking?
I parked my car in my drive way overnight and someone smashed out my window and grabbed a purse that was inadvertently left on the back seat. The purse, my daughter's, was virtually empty except for some makeup (she'd taken her wallet, tossed the purse on the back seat, and forgotten about it).
It cost me $240 to repair the window and the insurance deductible was higher than that, so no reimbursement. What do you suppose the cops did? Nothing. They reluctantly came out and took a report. I asked the cop what would happen with my report and he just shrugged. "We'll file it," he said. "If something comes up, we'll have it."
Case closed.
Now imagine the cops get a call about the situation we're talking about here.
"You were at a meeting at your church and went to the bathroom and one of your pastors turned off your tape recorder because they have a policy not to allow recording? Is that your complaint? We're not sure exactly what crime has been committed here, but if you insist we will take a report and, uh, keep it on file. Oh, and thanks for wasting our time. There've probably been five or six real crimes committed while we've been standing here talking to you."
Sorry, but by calling the cops you shift the paradigm and you become the crazy person in this story.