Spoof Awake Articles

by rebel8 22 Replies latest jw friends

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    Osmosis and I are collaborating to put together some spoof Awakes. I've written some articles spoofing the teachings & writing style. I think our goal is to be as humorous as possible while drawing attention to problematic stuff about WT publications. The idea originated with the purpose of possible use of leaving them in public areas where JWs leave their literature, but I believe it could have many other uses, and the main purpose may change as the project develops.

    Anyway, this is kind of a big project & we can't do it ourselves. We could use articles, graphics, layout, etc. If you're interested in contributing, contact us here on JWD or check our profiles for email addresses. (If you're interested in the layout or graphics, you should probably contact Osmosis; I think he's more skilled in that area than I am.)

    The end product will be downloadable from my web site.

  • Clam
    Clam

    Good one rebel8. I'll keep it in mind. Will it be Afake! magazine?

  • minimus
    minimus

    I can give you some spoof article titles: "BLOOD----Do We Really Need It??" "Beware of Aluminum!" "Would You Stop Wearing Fragrances To Show Your Love?" "The United Nations Helps Bring Relief To The Poor!"

  • onesong
    onesong

    http://dbhome.dk/carlo/cat.htm

    This is brilliant and hilarious!

  • Finally-Free
    Finally-Free

    This could be a lot of fun! I'm getting all kinds of ideas for articles and graphics.

    W

  • MsMcDucket
    MsMcDucket

    A good title and article would be: The Correct Way To Shun Your Mother and Father

    (and other friends and loved ones)

    Or

    "Why Jehovah's Witnesses Will Be Happy When God Destroys Everyone Else!" (because they are tired of going out in field service)

    Or

    "What is Necessary Business?"

  • Scully
    Scully

    Feel free to include this one of mine: Easing Nature - Is it for Christians? and this one: Why JWs are the "Happiest People on Earth"

  • onesong
    onesong
    The fact that God’s judgment befell him while he was in the midst of easing nature, at the hands of God’s servant Ehud, reminds us of how serious this matter really is, as it indicates even further God’s extreme displeasure with this practice.

    Scully, this is priceless !!! Thanks a bunch!!

  • rebel8
    rebel8

    OMG Scully, that is hilarious!

    Does anyone know how to get in touch with the person that wrote the cat article?

    Tip for anyone contributing: In order to comply with US copyright law, any quotes or graphics taken from WT publications must be done in conjunction with critical review, meaning there must be commentary accompanying the quote/graphic. Otherwise I cannot put it on my web site. Thanks.

  • Fe2O3Girl
    Fe2O3Girl

    "Are Cats For Christians?" has been posted on several XJW sites. It is attributed to Dave on this one, with his e-mail address.

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