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Spoof Awake Articles
by rebel8 22 Replies latest jw friends
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love2Bworldly
Here's one:
Which beautiful homes could be yours when the owners are dead and the birds have picked their bones clean?
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Scully
Which beautiful homes could be yours when the owners are dead and the birds have picked their bones clean?
LOL it would be an interesting column: New System Real Estate Inc.
The slogan could be something like "Choose it today, and move in the day after Armageddon™! No hidden fees! No mortgage approval required - God has pre-approved you!"
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Double Edge
You know, satrical humor can be very effective in opening up
deadbiased minds. (new light?) I would think some tongue-in-cheek, underground copies ofAFAKEAWAKE magazines would spread like wildfire. .... it would at least get a few people thinking..... -
Kudra
oh my god scully - that is the sooo terribly funny. i have to give that to some witnesses that I know- the thing is, that they will HAVE to laugh because it is hilarious- but if they DO laugh they are acknowledging how pathetic the JWs are...
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silentWatcher
"Beware of Aluminum!"
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I don't think that is a spoof. Actually, you should include a "few golden oldies" (actual articles from the Golden Age) along side the spoofs. Candidates include:
- Gravity is refuted
- Jehovah is an astronaut from the Pleadies
- Miricle Wheat!
go to the quotes site, and you can dig most of these up.
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AuldSoul
If you go with silentwatcher's advice, you could have a quiz available, where people can pick which articles are real and which are fake...that would be fun!
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rebel8
heh heh, I did something similar to that already. Brochure: Bizarre Medical Myths--Believe it or not! and Brochure: Do Origins Matter?
I like the idea of a quiz at the end. It would be hard to tell some of them apart.
Christ will use intravenous drugs in the Millennium. -- The Golden Age,
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Rabbit
Here's another title for ya':
Independence ? How to squash it Theocratically !
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Finally-Free
"Learn Biblical Greek, Hebrew, and Aramaic in 3 easy lessons." by F. W. Franz (posthumously)