What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?

by ballistic 53 Replies latest jw friends

  • ColdRedRain
    ColdRedRain

    Bitch, when are you going to do my laundry?

  • Oroborus21
    Oroborus21

    I think he looked Heavenward and said "What now?"

  • ButtLight
    ButtLight

    May I put my snake in your grass?

  • El Kabong
    El Kabong

    Nah, that fig leaf doesn't make you look fat.

  • JH
    JH

    Adam said, come here baby !!!

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    "I know we hardly know each other, but will you marry me so we can have sex, according to God's marital arrangement?"

  • JAVA
    JAVA

    "Hey we're both alike--no bellybuttons!"

  • juni
    juni

    You guys/gals are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    How about: BEND ME, SHAPE ME, ANYWAY YOU WANT TO - song from the ' 60s for the younger ones here.

    Juni

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    "Well, well. Things around here are beginning to look up"

  • delilah
    delilah

    Adam said,"Yowser, Yowser, Yowser!!!" and Eve said, "Is that a rocket behind that fig leaf, or are you just happy to see me?"

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