Bitch, when are you going to do my laundry?
What was the first thing Adam said when he set eyes on Eve?
by ballistic 53 Replies latest jw friends
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Oroborus21
I think he looked Heavenward and said "What now?"
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ButtLight
May I put my snake in your grass?
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El Kabong
Nah, that fig leaf doesn't make you look fat.
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JH
Adam said, come here baby !!!
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BizzyBee
"I know we hardly know each other, but will you marry me so we can have sex, according to God's marital arrangement?"
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JAVA
"Hey we're both alike--no bellybuttons!"
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juni
You guys/gals are funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How about: BEND ME, SHAPE ME, ANYWAY YOU WANT TO - song from the ' 60s for the younger ones here.
Juni
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BizzyBee
"Well, well. Things around here are beginning to look up"
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delilah
Adam said,"Yowser, Yowser, Yowser!!!" and Eve said, "Is that a rocket behind that fig leaf, or are you just happy to see me?"