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How closely does your online personality match the REAL you?
by nicolaou 81 Replies latest jw friends
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lovelylil
I am about the same.
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Tea4Two
Yep! I'm boring as hell in real life and on this board..
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AuldSoul
I'm an ass, but my demeanor in person takes a lot of the edge off. That doesn't come through in the forum so much, I often forget to use smilies where needed to indicate the wry grin I wear while typing.
Respectfully,
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jgnat
In person I'm a cute little dumpling, completely disarming. I am typically dismissed until I open my mouth.
I use bigger words online.
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serendipity
I'm nicer in person, and probably funny. I'm too lazy to type up what I really think about a lot of topics here, so I'm more verbose in real life as well.
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unclebruce
In real life I'm a humble carpenter. Don't talk much. Since my nutsack polish supply business folded I've moved into feminine trim and buff.
I'm thinking of employing a new applicator though ... gran's getting a bit jaded ...
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Carmel
Humble carpenter my pimply arse! You've been tryin to peddle that quano inserting it into brass ball polish, tooth paste, melaluka oil and other crap! Come clean Brooze, you charlatan!
cavedweller
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unclebruce
A carpenter with esoteric interests
Sorry about those pimples Carmel, all this time I bin send'n ya ice cream insteada ass cream..
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gumby
Since my nutsack polish supply business folded I've moved into feminine trim and buff.
Pay no attention to this imposter tryin to be me. He couldn't polish a womans fingernail and he's never had a nutsack shinning buisness. He sent me some kangaroo nutbags onetime and asked if I could shine them up for him as he makes his own shoes.....but I told him to hit the road as they looked like they came of some dead carcasses......the sick bastard!
My online persona is the same. I have a church, concubines, and still do my partime nutsack buffin buisness outta my home with about 18 patients a week and twice that many around mothers day.
Gumbuff