One thing for sure - if I sees a thread with Gummeister in it I am there! I am floppin' on the floor with laughter by the time I get thru one.
Thanx for the laughs Gum. Unc too.
Jeff
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One thing for sure - if I sees a thread with Gummeister in it I am there! I am floppin' on the floor with laughter by the time I get thru one.
Thanx for the laughs Gum. Unc too.
Jeff
Dear Gumby,
I have never polished a nutsack in my life, not even my own. You are truly a nutbag polisher and stiffy straightener par excellance. I was only a supplier of the raw ingredients. When you cancelled the order for woolybutt extract I was devestated.. these false accusations and paranoia of yours just rub salt into my nuts.
No hard feelings,
unclebruce
East Coast Bush Oil & Wax Pty Ltd.
I believe that our online personas are much more real than our offline selves. Online, we have the gift of anonymity. We can be our true selves freely without the often permanent consequences that come along with being our full selves in the "real" world.
Here, we can be ourselves, amplified to any degree that we feel necessary. I've said much more about myself in cyber space than I've ever revealed to anyone in the non-virtual world. I find it to be a healthy release.
I am easy going, but will stand up for what I believe in. I don't think my online personality is any different.
I hear Uncle Unda has his own church (study group). They call themselves the Church of Latterday Taints! They face the kibla on Thursday evenings and smear guano on each others posteriors until the red glow illumines the horizon welcoming the rising Friday sun!
Glad I don't know your Uncle Unda caveman ...
here we just build phallic temples and celebrate the festival of figcurativenuts.
I like to think that the personality portrayed of myself here is very similar to how I am one on one with people. I'm a bit ditzy. I like to try and think profoundly occasionally. I have an evil/naughty streak. And I love to have fun.
Here's my take on the people who responded to this thread so far:
nicolaou - has definate opinions. Not agressive but not shy either. I think he would be someone that would help out where he possibly can.
looking_glass - a woman with a good brain.
greendawn - a profound and deep thinking intellectual
IP_SEC - a cutie. big hearted.
ballistic - cheeky little pommy monkey
diamondblue1974 - another cutie with a naughty streak
EAGLE-1 - lover not a fighter
gumby - someone you'd want on your side! lots of fun. not stupid
stillajwexelder - someone with many levels to their personality. I feel like stilla holds back.
KW13 - a smart caring guy complete with good looks
Mary - another naughty girl and gorgeous to boot
LittleToe - great sense of humour and a brain bursting with information
Synergy - I don't know you well enough yet. But I love a girl who has balls! LOL
Gregor - a pot stirrer but not malicious
Dismembered - passionate in his interests
Dr Jekyll - another naughty pommy. loves all the gossipy scandalous stuff
troubled mind - a determined person
lovelylil - sweet, kind and genuine
Tea4Two - nostalgic type person
AuldSoul - a wise old soul
jgnat - a woman with a mission motivated by love
serendipity - a people person. always welcoming!
unclebruce - a real aussie bloke
Carmel - looks identical to my old service overseer and makes me feel intimated for that one reason!
AK - Jeff - another brainic levelled with a sense of humour
sonnyboy - upfront and honest
freedom96 - relaxed person definate opinions
I talk way more in person than I do here. It takes me forever to get out what I want to say when typing a response. (just ask freedom96) I am highly opinionated- but not in a pushy way, and my husband says that my opinions are usually right.
My offline personality is one of a timid, but pissed off guy that tends to hide his intelligence.
Online, I'm a major womanizer and loudmouth. I won't try to hide it.
Diamond Blue: You come across as and intelligent and balanced nice guy.
Jnat: You come across exactly like you described yourself! Good self-awareness skills!
Auld Soul: You come across as someone I would not want to be on the other side of a debate with. (said with the utmost revereance and awe!)
Gumby, Unclebruce, Ballistic and Dr. Jekyll: I don't know why, but the words "randy" and "incorrigible" come to mind.
I have no idea how I come across. I think I'm too new to give a firm impression.
Cog