Say something Philosophical and Deep (page 4)

Giving a woman a gift when she's pissed off is like rewarding your dog for shitting on the carpet.

its not the words of your enemies you remember.....its the silence of your friends

"Life isn't fair. It's just fairer than death,that's all."

Life isn't fair, it's a brunette with blonde highlights.

Before you judge a man, you should walk a mile in his shoes.

That way, you're a mile away when you judge him, and you've got his shoes

I'm here all week

Hehe, wb Iggy - long time no see. Now give me back my shoes, ya blighter!!!!

*sniff* I'm touched ya remember me, Mr Toe. I hope all's well with you sir

Remember, a friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

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No one can make you feel inferior without your consent. - Eleanor Roosevelt

Think for yourself and let others enjoy the privilege of doing so. - Voltaire

Remember, a friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.

And an alien is just a friend who has'nt abducted you yet.....

An alien is a strange friend.. or a friendly stranger... either way don't introduce him to mom when he's brandishing that anal probe

Say something Philosophical and Deep