Say something Philosophical and Deep

by JH 98 Replies latest jw friends

  • Gregor
    Gregor

    "Religion is the opium of the people" (Karl Marx)

    "Never forget, attorneys are conceived through anal sex" (A divorced man)

  • gaybeat
    gaybeat

    When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all ~ god

  • Undecided
    Undecided

    Marriage is like this: The man thinks the woman will stay the same, but she changes. The woman thinks she can change the man but he stays the same.

    Ken P.

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    If you bang your head against a brick wall it is not the brick wall that gets hurt (stilla)

  • VM44
    VM44

    OK, Here is something philosophical, or at least, something to think about.

    "the gostak distims the doshes"

    Q: What is the gostak?

    A: The gostak distims the doshes.

    Q: What's distimming?

    A: Distimming is that which the gostak does to the doshes.

    Q: Okay, but what are doshes?

    A: The doshes are what the gostak distims.

    From the Wiki article on the sentence:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gostak

    In this case, it is possible to describe the relationships between the terms in the sentence -- that the gostak is that which distims the doshes, that distimming is what the gostak does to the doshes, etc. -- even though there is no fact of the matter about what a gostak or doshes actually are.

    --VM44

  • joe_black
    joe_black

    There are some remedies worse than the disease. ~Publilius Syrus

  • moanzy
    moanzy


    Is the cost a dozen eggs worth the wear and tear on a chicken's ass?

    Moanzy

  • cognizant dissident
    cognizant dissident

    "Fear is the motivator of everything"

    (I think that was from the poet, Walt Whitman, but I'm not sure)

    "The Bible says Christians should be willing to die for their beliefs, it doesn't say anything about being willing to kill for them." (not sure who said this first either)

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    if emptyness is loneliness
    and loneliness is cleanliness
    and cleanliness is godliness
    then god is empty just like meeeee

    With thanks to the smashing pumpkins

  • streets76
    streets76

    Watch your step, there's dogshit everywhere.

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