by zeroday 14 Replies latest jw friends
Well I heard through the grapevine that the New Light that's going to be revealed is one of the following:~Excellent, Mary!
- Armageddon is "right around the corner"
- The internet is baaaaad and run by Satan de debbil
- Everyone is slacking off in Service and Meeting Attendence and they're authorizing the elders to use corporal punishment
- We are in the toenails of Daniel's image. We know this from the artists rendition in one of the new publications
new light is always good.
the society wondered how folks recieve it
we wait and make sure folks see through it
There will be nothing new about it. It'll be the same old recycled b/s repackaged to make it look fresh, and most of the dubs will swallow it, just like they always have. I am so glad I won't be there to hear it this year, watching paint dry has more appeal than listening to any more of that crap.
The only New Light™ that will be heard at the DC will be delivered by a member of the GB while giving his key-note talk. It will come in the form of very loud and awkward 12 second fart that will echo over the sound system of the entire auditorium.
Actually, I just received some New Light .......we're the nailpolish on the toenails in the image-------which makes Armageddon that much closer!! I have it on very good authority that's we're now "deep, DEEP into the Time of the End".
So run for the hills Ma Parker!!!
