SECRET DOCUMENTS: District Convention

by Elsewhere 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • juni
    juni

    "After your talk you may be asked to report to the Chairman's Office ..........."

    In other words, if you didn't follow our directions exactly expect to be called down to be interrogated and tortured within an inch of your life by means of any cruel and unusual punishment we deem necessary to get you back in line.

    Juni Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • juni
    juni

    "After your talk you may be asked to report to the Chairman's Office ..........."

    In other words, if you didn't follow our directions exactly expect to be called down to be interrogated and tortured within an inch of your life by means of any cruel and unusual punishment we deem necessary to get you back in line.

    Juni Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    I think the fact that the phrase "fireside chat" was used at all shows the mindset of these people, which is stuck in the 1940's way of thinking.

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    "And now, a word from our sponsor at John 1:1."

    Nina

  • Swan
    Swan

    Carry lip balm in your pocket at all times so that your lips won't be rough when you kiss the district overseers ass.

    Tammy

  • kwintestal
    kwintestal

    Elsewhere, I think it would also be a good time to point out and remind people about the District Convention Operations Manual found here: http://www.reexamine.org/images/districtconvensionoperations.pdf Kwin

  • carla
    carla

    Is this serious? You mean they have to be told how to say something on the order of 'please turn to John 1:1' without trying to sound like teenagers? Why don't they want copies made of the District Convention Manual? (sorry, it's 68 pg's and I didn't look it over yet)

  • Virgochik
    Virgochik

    Ya, baby, Matthew 6:33, can y'all dig it with me?

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Thanks for that elsewhere, you must have some good contacts.

    I like that line about "anyone heard using improper language is to be taken aside and lovingly counselled." That might happen , but I doubt it will be loving.

  • just2sheep
    just2sheep

    i was very surprised when i learned that the speakers at district conventions were graded on their performance like little school girls at a third grade recital...and yet when they speak to us it is as the voice of god. what a joke.

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