Depression and family responsibilities are the old reliables. Everybody is depressed in the Truth, with the Happy God.
Good luck!
GOING OUT IN SERVICE WITH THE CIRCUIT OVERSEER!!!
by What-A-Coincidence 25 Replies latest jw friends
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katiekitten
A couple of years later he got removed from his position for alcoholsim!!!
Hey, tell him you once knew a CO that got removed for alcoholism, that should liven up the convesation.
Start an 'aint it awful' conversation - no-one is safe from satans wiles, everyone has to be on guard all the time, even CO's. Go ON and ON and ON about it, so that you sound super spiritual. Then tell him you once knew a CO who was conviced of child abuse and is still active in a congregation, then give it a bit more 'aint it awful, no-one is immune from satans traps, everyone must be vigilant all the time blah blah blah'.
Then start a conversation about how satan is so cunning and he uses things like MASTURBATION to trap almost ANYONE. Its satans sucker punch, even members of the governing body have succumbed to MASTURBATION, its such a subtle trap.
By this time he will be just begging to find a reason to pack up and go home!
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Soledad
LOL maybe you should pull out that "Praise Allah" thing out in front of him and see what he says!!
Brother co: "How have you been Brother WAC?"
Brother WAC: "I have been well, PRAISE ALLAH!"
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!
Miriam *has no shame in her game class*
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katiekitten
LAUGHS!!!!!
Yea, or why dont you put a Koran in your book bag, and pull it out accidentally on purpose, when you are looking for a scripture. Then get all flustered and hunt frantically in your book bag, all the while scattering pamphlets on the floor from other denominations, and from political parties, and one from the STD clinic!
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What-A-Coincidence
gOOD NEWS ALLAH IS GREAT
ELDER BADGERED ME ABOUT NEEDING GOING TO THE COs TALK ... I SAID I WOULD MAKE IT. I DID NOT MAKE IT. HE CALLS AND SAYS HOW I HAVE BEEN. I SAID GOOD (IN AN UPBEAT WAY). HE MENTIONS NOTHING ABOUT THE MEETING. ALLAH IS GREAT. HE MENTIONS THAT THE BOOK STUDY WILL BE RELOCATED.
ALLAH IS GREAT. PRAISE ALLAH.
KNIGHT TEMPLAR - ILUMINITI