They are so scared of us

by KW13 29 Replies latest jw friends

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    Nathan you wrote: and a legalistic use of the canons.Is that a pocket cannon or a regular cannon?

  • Highlander
    Highlander

    Admit it Gary, the elder involved was only wearing a g-string.

  • garybuss
    garybuss

    If this elder had met me in the mall wearing just a g string, I'd have been the one running. This elder is butt ugly. He looks like King Kong shaved and he talks with one of those rotating stutters . . . kinds like Porky Pig. He married a Witness girl I was sort of interested in until I got new glasses and noticed she had an inch and a half overbite. She could pull her bottom lip up to the top of her eyes. She was always the cause of some involuntary urinary tract flushing at Witness house parties due to the stress of repressed waves of involuntary laughter episodes.

  • rekless
    rekless

    Gary you are so damn funny. I would love to shoot the shit with you. I got to find time to spend with you . So much to do with so little of time.

  • DannyHaszard
  • Kudra
    Kudra

    I'm curious, KW, what exactly did they tell you went on at "these" sites???

  • Phil
    Phil

    Gary:

    Does the term "takes one to know one" apply? I think your words are disgusting and self degrading. You should not so this to yourself.

  • KW13
    KW13
    I'm curious, KW, what exactly did they tell you went on at "these" sites???

    bearing in mind that i already knew, they have this impression that people just hate JW's and have no reason for their anger/hate when in actual fact people have seen two sides to the story and know what is going on.

    Gary: Does the term "takes one to know one" apply? I think your words are disgusting and self degrading. You should not so this to yourself.

    you don't wanna start with gary, lol.

  • luna2
    luna2

    I'm trying to remember what I thought back when I was a good little dubby. I NEVER looked at aposta-sites. I guess I thought it was a test and Jah would know I'd been disloyal by searching out opposers of his magazine company. Weird.

    We had a number DF'd folks come into the store back when I was still "in". I was always conflicted about how chatty/friendly I was supposed to be. I can remember staring at one fella (when he wasn't looking), I guess trying to see if his perfidy was visible right there on his face. Nope. Nothing. Although he did have a Ned Flanders big fake smile thing going on. Guess it was left over from his days as an elder.

    I think JWs running away from the evil "apostates" at the mall is pretty funny. Like if they hang around too long, they'll catch something... like maybe a clue.

  • Kudra
    Kudra

    Yeah, its amazing how afraid I was of apostates -now, for the life of me I can't think what it was that freaked me out...?

    Maybe it was a sort of nagging fear in the back of my mind that they would say somehting that would confirm any little doubt that I had been squelching...?

    Weird. I also thought that apostates were just out to cause the JWs as much harm as possible, lie about them because they had been "jilted" (df-ed) and now had a "sour grapes" attitude about the JWs. I also thought they were totally wasting their time and needed to get a life outside of being apostates.

    But, you know, that was the only thing I knew about them- that they were apostates. It helped when some folks I knew and liked "turned apostate" (must be said with evil glare in eye) and I knew that they had lots of stuff going on in their lives... and that started turning ove waht I thought I knew about apostates.

    Wow- sorry for that long and not too interesting ramble about what my thought process was....


    I guess we all sort of know why the JWs are afraid of us- At least most of us were afraid of evil apostates at one time in our lives. - Lucky, those that weren't ever afraid. I was too much of a good dub-girl.

    -K

    Luna--- I totally thought I'd catch a clue!!!!! that made me wasnt to run, fully clothed, down the street, screaming!!

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