SHOULD JWS EAT APPLES?

by badboy 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • badboy
    badboy

    apples may have pagan origin connections?

  • drew sagan
    drew sagan

    JWs should also be cautious of books because they have been known to contain evil things.

  • Pubsinger
    Pubsinger

    No.

    All the animals went onto the ark in pairs. Except the maggots

    They went in apples.

  • Jim_TX
    Jim_TX

    Nor should they eat Gingerbread cookies...

    Regards,

    Jim TX

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    Or anything at all made by Keebler - (cookies or not) - because they are made by ELVES who live in a treehouse. They could turn into Smurfs in an instant...

    Same logic as the birthday situation: Apple + Eve + Adam + Snake = Original Sin.

    Birthday Party + Phony Dictator + Selfish Stage Mother + Table Dance by Brainless Stripper = Head of John the Baptist on a silver platter.

    Logical, No?

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    I always did as a jw. I still do.

  • luna2
    luna2

    Only if they are peeled, sliced, covered in sugar and cinnamon and baked in a pie crust. That way they no longer look like apples and so any similarity to the fruit that Eve tempted Adam with, to the downfall and degradation of the human race, will be negated. As we all know, its how something looks, not what it actually is, that counts.

  • OpenFireGlass
    OpenFireGlass

    as long as it doesn't look like a bum...

    could they use a bong as a flower vase?...

    alt

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    But we are missing something here! The JWs always made a huge point of saying that "apple legend" was a babylon the great thing - it was actually just "forbidden fruit" that Eve gave to Adam and we don't know if it was an apple or not...

    Just to be different in one more detail, I guess.

    James

  • katiekitten
    katiekitten

    Yea, good point, so jehovahs witnesses should avoid ALL fruit, just to be on the safe side (thats god's side!!)

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