Except for prunes - (they are needed for evacuatory time of the end purposes); but nice fresh plums would be worldly...
SHOULD JWS EAT APPLES?
by badboy 20 Replies latest jw friends
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Carmel
Since the apple is part of the reproductive structures of an apple tree, it would be inappropriate for any oral manipulation thereof! Mastication of sex parts leads to playing pool and you all know what that leads to!!
carmel
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greendawn
Should JWs use cameras given that pagans and child pornography producers also use them?
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james_woods
It is ok to use cameras within the privacy of your own home to take baby pics, but they are forbidden in an assembly for fear that the flashbulbs could mesmerize the speaker and cause him to misspeak the prepared outline.
Cell phone cams are doubly forbidden because they could be used to alleviate boredom as well as play worldly video games like Laura Croft.
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5thGeneration
I realize this may get deleted but it is a real product and certainly no JW would ever indulge in this:
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Confession
Some have felt that they could own such cameras without succumbing to the demonic temptation to utilize them for pornographic purposes.
"We are too strong in the truth, and besides, video cameras can be a perfectly fine way to capture fond memories at Circuit Assemblies and District Convention programs."
But sadly many who have spoken these very words have fallen prey to the vulgar lure of pornography. Yes, even members of the Watchtower Society's writing staff... Okay, me. I did it. Somehow cupping my hands around that sleek little video camera... The hum, the whirr. Mm mm mm. Soon I was turning it on myself--and then my wife.
We even gave way to Satan's wicked trap of oral sex. Yes, watching my wife go at it like that produced the most powerful ejaculation of my life, but--oh--the guilt afterward!
After three years of begging Christian elders for forgiveness, I now feel free of the scourge of pornography brought on by this video camera. The tape? I still have it--not to view for any base, physical pleasure, but only to remind myself how far a person can fall. For any who wish to benefit similarly from the tape of my wife and I, please e-mail me with your requests. It will be made available for a contribution of $19.95 to my paypal account to cover the cost of the tape.
Please be assured of our best wishes.
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luna2
It will be made available for a contribution of $19.95 to my paypal account to cover the cost of the tape.
In the finest tradition of the Watchtower Bible and Tract Society. lol
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FairMind
I believe that eating apples helps to prevent the need for blood transfusions. After all, an apple a day keeps the doctor away!
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badboy
I have just realized that the ETRUSCAN FOR APHRODITE is APLU,similiar to apple.
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MidwichCuckoo
Technically speaking - JWs should avoid ALL fruit, or they could be guilty of mimicking the Original Sinners. The type of fruit is omitted from Genesis for a reason - as a test.Thus, JW should avoid fruit in any form - fruit juice, fruit jam and fruit bats. I think it's time that the WTBTS warned about the (Spiritual) dangers of using fruit in extra-curriculum bedroom activities too (married couples, obviously).