Here are a few comments that I overheard at this week's Book Study (of the third chapter of the Bible Teach book), and the thoughts I had after hearing them:
Conductor: "As food shortages become more and more common as the Time of the End advances, they will make excellent field service points since they were predicted by the Bible."
Me: Great. Famine, starvation, and malnutrition make excellent field service points.
Reader: "As we can see from man's pitiful attempts at peace, the things he sets up to attain peace, like the United Nations, fight in more wars than anybody else."
Me: WTF? The UN fights in more wars than anybody else? WTF?
Random publisher: "A cobra is a very dangerous snake. It's amazing to think that a baby will be able to play with a cobra in the New Order."
Me: Yeah that is amazing. Considering that a snake a) physically can't chew anything, b) is essentially a well-designed poison delivery system in many cases, and c) has a metabolism completely and totally adapted to breaking down animal proteins, what will it be eating in the New Order? Whole cobs of corn? Will we have to manufacture soy-based bacon bits for snakes? And WTF is a light aperture?