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  • gumby
    gumby

    The Divine Plan of the Ages, 1905,

    THINGS YOU OUGHT TO KNOW AS CHRISTIAN BIBLE STUDENTS

    DO YOU KNOW THAT

    — We are now living in "the Time of the End" of this Gospel age?

    — The Great Pyramid in Egypt is a Witness to all these event of the ages and of our day — testifying in symbols?

    — The Pyramid's downward passage under "A Draconis" symbolizes the course of Sin? Its First Ascending Passage symbolizes the Jewish age? Its grand Gallery symbolized the Gospel age? Its Upper Step symbolized the approaching period of tribulation and anarchy, "Judgments," upon Christendom? Its King's Chamber the Divine Nature, etc., of the Overcoming Church — the Christ, Head and Body? Its Ante-Chamber the Correction in Righteousness of the "Great Company" etc.? Its Queen's Chamber those of Israel and the world who attain Restitution?

    All these interesting topics with ten Pyramid illustrations can be had in "Thy Kingdom Come" [Studies in the Scriptures vol III]

    Gumby

  • gumby
    gumby

    Dammit...I went and picked a damn boring thread subject again! You guys are just mad cuz I'm pickin on your founder.......you bastards!

    Gumshunned

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    dear Gumshunned,

    maybe it's your potty mouth.

    http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/6/114040/1.ashx

    love michelle

  • gumby
    gumby

    myelaine dearest one....and be peace be upon your soul and the god of all wisdom be with you forever...amen

    I never even used a bad word in my initial post on this thread and yer sayin I'm a damn potty mouth. See there...yer pickin on me again and I ain't even done nuthin wrong yet. I'm thinkin you don't like me and I'm thinkin yer gonna get taught a big lesson when armageddon stikes and Jehovah remembers your unspiritua like bad manners. You might even be the one who falls in the big crack wearin a short skirt!!!

    (see pic of myelaine wearin a short shirt and fallin in a big crack below)

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    hehe hehe hehehehe snark, butthead! you said crack!

  • gumby
    gumby

    LittleToe....ya big crack addict. Help me out with myelaine... will ya? She's callin me names and stuff and I'm tryin to warn her of her fate if she keeps this kinda persecution of 'ol gumby up. You got any scriptures you can think of for her real quick-like? Hurry!

    Gumstumped

  • lovelylil
    lovelylil

    sorry,

    I think I am missing something. I don't get this post or the replys to gumby.

    But I will say this, I actually liked Russell's first book - the divine plan of the ages. And I could agree with a lot of it, but the other books just kept getting stranger and stranger.

    When I compared his chronologies and precictions to the bible itself and read the scriptures he quotes to back everything up in their full context, they did not hold water at all.

    But then again, that is my personal opinion only. Except that we do know we have not gone thru the big A yet, we have not seen the destuction of all religion or governments yet, so we know these things he predicted were false. Did he purposely mislead people - I think not. I think Russell was very sincere in his beliefs, just wrong about many.

    Here are two things that Russell taught that I agree with wholeheartedly:

    "RELIGION IS A SNARE AND A RACKET"

    "BEWARE OF ORGANIZATIONS, THEY ARE WHOLY UNNECESSARY"

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Yeah - just reminded her of what happened when some kids called out poor Elisha for being as bald as a coot. They didn't do that again in a hurry!

    If that fails ya can always fall back on 1Cor.4:5.

  • myelaine
    myelaine

    dear Gumby,

    I totally love you.

    I personally have to try to not let the f word slip out too much. there's kids watching.

    love michelle

  • KW13
    KW13

    upagumtree, nice thread but your attacking jehooooover!!!! can't you see were easily offended?

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