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LittleToe

He still a bendy b*st*rd! Besides, he was taught only to be nice to those who were nice to him, and to treat women equally (no better nor worse than men) - the platinum rule, or summat!

My head is spinning from this thread. Threads like this remind me of family Thanksgiving movies where everybody talks at once and squabbles break out but everybody hugs at the end and warm fuzzy feelings prevail. (Although this is much better than a cheesy Thanksgiving movie!)

LittleToe

{{{hugs parakeet}}}

myelaine

gumby

KW,

Do you think that Russell really measured it, cos i bet it was hard to climb up

He tried and fell on his ass I heard. That's when the old fart started pushin Miracle Wheat when he was recovering in the wheelchair. Had the Wheat not been proved a scam, he was gonna set some date contained in the wheat. He feared real tall pyramids after his fall and hence the tiny little one by his headstone.

Greendawg,

They can invoke old light but still Russell was wrapping that precious 1914 date around the occult.

Your hitting the nail more on the head each day you are here. Well said!

Russell is STILL hailed by witnesses as gods agent who was used at a time when spiritual light was at it's lowest. He is said to have "turned on the light in this century" in the biography of him in the divine purpose book. Actually, he turned on every wrong light their was since the society has abbandoned just about everything he taught as truth....other than a 1914 date he invented to mean something that witnesses no longer believe as his date meant the end of the world, not a 'parousia; as they now do

What makes it bad is he is never said to be wrong with an explanation as to WHY god would allow his chosen vessel to be wrong , when he is just installed him as the Laodician messenger sent by god himself to straigten out honest hearted people arses. Same shit...different day with current dubs.

I do not believe he had an outright interest in the occult. During the time period he lived in, there were a lot of "ministers" who were looking at the pyramids for dates to back up the bible. Russell was not the first (a guy named Taylor was) and not the last

That should not matter to the dubs of today. The fact is he DID. He also had all the scriptures we have today that should have steered such a studious young bible loving man as himself AWAY from some man made structure that was supposed to contain gods message in IT.....rather than in his word the bible and through prayer and holy spirit. If I remember correctly, god never scolded him for his mistakes as he did moses, david, and a thousand other bible hero's a Russell was.

Lovelylillybaby,

Course me mom taught me to be nice to ladies. I talk to Myelaine that-a way cuz I think she likes the rough kinda man instead of the wussy kinda guy.

Now then...I'll say sumthin nice to you...."Hey, would you be my concubine if god, and the law, and my wife said it was cool? I'll even give ya a backrub just like David did to Bathsheeba and I'll keep it clean....and no f-ing (tm myelaine) dirty talking, or acting in any manner.

And...here's a kissand a rose and some hot coffee with bailys irish cream in it(it's in a thermos) and one of my famous neutered sheep to visit with us when I come over! See....I can be polite to the ladies if'n I wanna.

Gumshwoo'er

Mary

LittleToe said: Gumby is certainly an ole nutsack polishin b*st*rd, though!!! Methinks he's just jealous that he didn't think of the pyramid angle before ole Charlie boy, though it would have entailed him being about 100 years older, right enough

Ya but what the world don't know is that the Gumbastard started his nut polishing business at the base of the pyramids 3 years ago.....all those tourists that you see over there in Egypt? They ain't there to only see the pyramids---they're there to get a free shine below....and if you think ol' Mary is lyin, here's the Gumnutbastards website: http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/index.html

Poztate

Good one Mary....If that isn't Gumballs site it should be I kept waiting for the robe to drop...

KW13

He tried and fell on his ass I heard. That's when the old fart started pushin Miracle Wheat when he was recovering in the wheelchair. Had the Wheat not been proved a scam, he was gonna set some date contained in the wheat. He feared real tall pyramids after his fall and hence the tiny little one by his headstone.

mmm, i never knew that. i'll just go check my "Jehovah's Witnesses" Book. My mum looks in there everytime i tell her about miracle wheat e.t.c not like the Society would print it

lovelylil

gumby,

you actually make some good points - once I wallowed thru all the nonsense

I can understand what you mean by Russell should have known better about the pyramids in light of the bible. I read his books and the chapter on this subject just did not hold water. But then again, I am no "pastor"

Thanks for the irish cream, its me favorite!

As far as being your concubine - I only go for the respectful gentlemen type, and I have a feeling darling that, that does not apply to you. Nothing wrong though if the ladies like the hard -core, smutty type, just not my cup o tea.

Thanks for considering me though, I take that as a compliment.

Have a good day!

KW13

Looks like he is stuck with Doc Jekyll.

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