JWs Called at my House This Morning

by Seeker4 42 Replies latest jw friends

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  Poztate

  I make it a point to always be smiling, whistling, singing - whatever - when I'm out and about. I'm enjoying my life, and I want people - especially the JWs - to know that.

  They do hate to see happy people... It's just not right somehow..

  So I began unloading my grocery cart and my pineapple happened to touch her honeydew melon! She gave me the dirtiest (scared shi#less) look...I think she thinks I've now demonized her melon! Do you think she's going to feed the melon to her family now that I've possessed it?

  She will probably get the elders to pray over the melon to be sure it wasn't tainted by the apostate touch....
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  Virgochik

  Whenever someone leaves the Troof and is successful and happy, they say it's because the person has sold their soul to satan, and he is blessing his children. They refuse to call it what it is: Successful, happy people! Period.
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  Stephanus

  Do you remember what we were taught to say when people started witnessing, as it were, to us? We were told to respond that we didn't come to their door looking for answers or for the truth. WTF?!

  "I didn't come to my door looking for answers or for the truth, either".

  or

  "But sometimes you can find what you need, when you least expect it, or when you're not looking for it".
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  BecauseImBroken

  Worse now is the telephone witnessing I refused to do it; I ALWAYS angrily hang up on telemarketers...how would I react to someone calling to "preach the good news"??? Violently if needed. It's supposedly going to be more and more popular as the time of tribulation nears, especially now that the WTS is planning to close down Bethel pretty soon.
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  Black Sheep

  Thanks for that Seeker. It made my day.

  I should get out and spend a bit more time on my garden, but I am having too much fun with my 'heathen' mates.

  Cheers

  Chris
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  sass_my_frass

  Man, wouldn't that have been the perfect moment for them to get a flat tyre?

  The wife is probably right now deciding how to redo the landscaping when they get your house after armageddon, the little sicko. Glad you had a laugh!
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  katiekitten

  When my mum and dad split up they both remained witlesses but dad moved to South America. It was very odd because there was no wrongdoing and no-body could get their head round it. The elders were itching to d'f one or both of then but they were both of exemplary standing, and my dad had stepped down from being the congs favourite elder.

  My dad was in South America for a couple of years then he came back for a few weeks to tidy up business (close bank accounts and stuff). The elders still couldnt get their heads round the fact that there was no wrongdoing, so they advised everyone that even though dad couldnt be disfellowshipped he should be treated as if he was, just in case.

  Most people ignored it (even the elders) because dad was jesus and all his disciples loved him (hahahaha) but one sister saw him one day on Batley and literlly RAN across the road to avoid having to walk past him. I wish I had seen it!
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  jwfacts

  An old JW woman offered me a Watchtower today as I was walking through the shopping mall. I had always thought that if i see a dub in the streets I would go argue with them, but on seeing her I felt so sorry for her I did not have the heart to say anything. Of the 100 or so people that I saw walk past her not one took a mag, even though she was quite obviously not wanting any money for it.
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  moomanchu

  They all met there to preach at the laundromat for 2 minutes then take their 30-60 minute coffee break.

  It's wierd that a religon is obssesed with laundromats and doughnut shops.

  I work with a witness and my wife works with a witness so tired of the

  sad overly concerned hoping for dirty laundry pitiful looking, How are you doing?

  Of course if you would go off on them a little they will say I was just asking a question.
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  Dismembered

  Greetings S4 & LL

  Same here. We have a beautiful yard and house with an American flag blowing in the wind. A JW family lives next door to me. It puzzles them I'm sure, with their pea-brains that have been washed by Watchtower, why I'm not there on my front lawn in the fetal position sucking my thumb. Or that I'm sure the conversation must be like "When is Jehover gonna strike him dead, he don't go to the meetings no more, and he has a flag, how come he's still alive".

  The little puky pantloads

  Dismembered