why I'm not there on my front lawn in the fetal postion sucking my thumb.
That's right, I forgot. In the 'leaving the truth handbook' it's a requirement to become complete losers in life and have no hope thereby resorting to
dropping into the fetal position and sucking our thumbs.
It's true though,, j-dubs are puzzled when we don't drop dead or worse yet,, we become happy and successful after leaving! the horror!!!