"My friend Maria's husband always swore like a sailor. He said he could see Jehovah's Witnesses had the truth because they didn't use bad language."
No shit eh? Guess that counts me out. Actually, I think I'll have some fun with this one:
"My friend Maria's husband always drank like a fish. He said he could see Jehovah's Witnesses had the truth because they didn't drink."
"My friend Maria's husband always saved for his retirement. He said he could see Jehovah's Witnesses had the truth because they didn't."
"My friend Maria's husband always loved their kids no matter what. He said he could see Jehovah's Witnesses had the truth because they didn't."
"My friend Maria's husband went to university. He said he could see Jehovah's Witnesses had the truth because they didn't. "
"My friend Maria's husband openly debated theology with his minister. He said he could see Jehovah's Witnesses had the truth because they didn't weren't allowed to.
Need I go on?