Richie: 'Would you like some?'
Heh, heh!
Let me know how this approach works.
Did it ever work for you?
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by RichieRich 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Stephanus
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Joe Grundy
Stephanus:
In the interests of scientific research I can report the following.
For 'American' one must substitute 'Pembrokeshire'.
On the two occasions on which I can recall being sober enough to pronounce the word 'Pembrokeshire' the result of the conversation has been fornication (as I understand JW terminology), or as I would call it, 'mutual oral followed by a sahg (anagram)'.
This may be insufficient for a truly scientific survey, and I am dedicated to conducting further research.
I would stress that this is only since my divorce, so no adultery is involved.
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carla
Poor Richie, no escape from the dubs!! Never mind Grundy's pick up lines, it would just give American men a bad rep yet again. The Asian's are amazed by the size of your feet? haha
Have a good time.
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Dr Jekyll
It could be worse, you could get hit by an iceberg and have to spend weeks in a lifeboat with all the dubs. If the food runs out they're bound to eat the apostate first.
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carla
Dr. Jekyl, are you describing a personal hell for Richie? I would probably end up jumping overboard in that lifeboat.
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Stephanus
If the food runs out they're bound to eat the apostate first.
But could they be sure there's no blood in the meat?
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freedomlover
*** I took my shoes off in the gym, and I had like sixteen little asian girls looking at them. Oh, the stories I could tell....****
LOL! that is hysterical RR!
wits are EVERYWHERE!......aren't they??
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Dr Jekyll
...the result of the conversation has been fornication (as I understand JW terminology), or as I would call it, 'mutual oral followed by a sahg (anagram)'.
Well thats confused the Yanks even more now...
A "Shag" is a type of dance to them (and no not a naked horizontal one)
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Stephanus
A "Shag" is a type of dance to them (and no not a naked horizontal one)
What does the phrase "like a shag on a rock" mean to you?
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Narkissos
Enjoy Richie!
If they do understand your "status," having a load of dubs trying to shun you and trying to give a "good witness" to others on the same boat might be lots of fun... (at least to a mildly perverted mind ).