What are the most insincere things JWs say?

by Spectrum 36 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • parakeet
    parakeet

    "It's nice to see you," from a JW acquaintance I bumped into 25 years after I faded.

  • ICBehindtheCurtain
    ICBehindtheCurtain

    At the door on service when the householder has told them to buzz off because they have their own religion "Oh, so you read the bible, that's great! We're not here to convert you, we just want to remind people to read their bibles and share the good news bla,bla,bla", What Bullshit!

    IC

  • eyeslice
    eyeslice

    In the door to door work; "We'd just like your opinion on this scripture"

  • XJW4EVR
    XJW4EVR

    Every word that exits their mouths!

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    "We really only take our beliefs from the Bible - the Watchtower is merely an aid to help us understand the Bible"

  • Deputy Dog
    Deputy Dog

    From: http://www.watchtower.org/

    Would you welcome a free home Bible study?

    I've never been able to have a "Bible study", they only want to study books about the Bible

    D Dog

  • daystar
    daystar

    IC

    At the door on service when the householder has told them to buzz off because they have their own religion "Oh, so you read the bible, that's great! We're not here to convert you, we just want to remind people to read their bibles and share the good news bla,bla,bla", What Bullshit!

    Holy crap! I'd forgotten about that!! I remember when I read that... what was it in, the Reasoning book? I thought it was BS then and knew it was a lie. But somehow, it didn't effect me like it should have, or would nowdays. I wished I'd asked my parents then why the WBTS would ask us to lie like this?

  • schne_belly
    schne_belly

    "it's up to your conscience" ( the hell it's not!!! They TELL you what your conscience is)

    "Leave it in Jehovahs hands" then why do they DF their members? God can handel it in his due time......right?

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    person at door: "I am REALLY Not Interested!"

    jw: "Oh ok, Have A Nice Day." (mentally shakes dust off of feet and walks off porch)

    (jw leaves the door with following thought in mind) Well they had their chance.

    BSoM

  • thecarpenter
    thecarpenter

    Brothers and Sisters on this forum, it disturbs me to hear you speak speak in such disparaging tones about our loving brotherhood. We realize that many of you are depressed and suffered setbacks but rest assured, the governing body loves you and appreciates all the hard work and sacrifices you have made in the past. You are always welcome at the local kingdom hall where loving spiritual shepherds will grease you with healing oil and provide nourishing spiritual counsel to restore you back to health. Please avail yourself to these spiritual provisions.

    Christian love

    Watchtower and

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