by loosie 13 Replies latest jw experiences
Candid
Well, it's no wonder you didn't remain a jw. Jehoover doesn't accept people who use more than one paper towel.
Loosie
I sentence you to using 10 (ten) paper towels, at the minimum, each time that you use paper towels. That should cure you.
S who has stocks in the pulp industry
Remember how at the district assemblies they was always the sign to only use one paper towel. And that paper towel was so thin that it didn't dry your hands. But you didn't dare take more than one towel because everyone was watching you.
I took what I needed with no guilt after they started putting in the signs. After all, I contributed at the assemblies. Since I payed my way, I didn't see any point in worrying that I was not helping them squeeze every penny in profit that they could. I stopped going before they started posting attendants to meter out the TP. That kind of control I can do without!
Forscher
I was in a very small Scottish village last year when a very stupid drunken teenage girl vandalised a war memorial right in front of me. She pulled up a small cross that someone had placed there as a remembrance to someone that lost their life and casually tossed it into the road. She then staggerd off, probably to get her eggs fertilised by her equally drunken teenage boyfriend.
I walked out into the road to pick it up and actually stopped myself from picking it up "because it was a dungy idol" How stupid is that, i shook the feeling and picked it and and put it back. It surprised me though because it brought home just how strongly ingrained my old beliefs still are.
they started posting attendants to meter out the TP
Do they seriously do that now?!?!?!
Dude what if what you ate for lunch made you sick and you needed more than 4 squares. Will the attendant offer a hand?
