UB the only thing missing from your scenario is the guy with the spinning black and white spiral thingy saying "LOOK INTO MY EEEYEEEEEZZZZZ! you WILL BELIEVE EVERYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF MY MOUTH...ER.....MAGAZINEEEEEEEE"
You are revolted by it because your BULLSH-T meter is red lining. And that protects you.
You didnt always have a BS meter...you sortof had to grow one on your own like we all did. I have to hope that there is hope that our spouses will GET IT some damn day.
Until then...just think of them up there in their Underoos.
hugs, Loves