Your Funniest House-to-House Presentations

by Good Girl or Bad Girl? 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • purplesofa
    purplesofa

    i placed a mag with a guy that, unknown to me, never took the mags.

    We were pulling away, and i said......let me get him.

    So out I go.......and show him Awake........

    I showed him the back .....where they have the little paragraph things......and how much i enjoyed them cuz they were short and i could remember them and talk to other people like i was smart!!!

    I said I have not read the rest of the mag but they are always good articles and I am sure you would enjoy it.

    The lady with me nearly fell over.

    The car group could not believe he took the mag and asked how i did it!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

    purps

  • arwen
    arwen

    I wasn't there for this one but was told about it. A little boy who was always funny went out with his mom. At the door the householder asked him what his name was........he answered, "Kent, Clark Kent" with a very serious look. His mom was really embarrassed. Another time he was out with his mom and she started chatting with the householder and he said, "we are here to talk about the Bible"..interrupting their little conversation...

  • SirNose586
    SirNose586

    See, that's what I'm talkin' about! That's great SirNose, I never had the guts to say anything like that! --Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    We just had to make sure nobody else was around. It was a pretty fun day out in service though!

  • lisavegas420
    lisavegas420


    I think I've told this story before...

    I had my magazine presentation memorized....word for word. Anyway, af the end of the presentation, the man asked..."How much are they worth?" I was stumped, I didn't have an answer for that...So I said.."Not much, how bout 10 cents each."

    lisa

  • Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Good Girl or Bad Girl?
    Not necessarily a presentation, but one day a young pioneer brother named Chip was stomping the snow off his service boots and the entire HEEL came off on the sidewalk. You could hear CLOMP Skritch CLOMP Skritch for a couple of steps before he realized he was walking on three nails protruding out of the bottom of the boot! Hilarious!!!

    Yeah but it still gave a Witness, LOL!

    LDH, you reminded me, I once stumbled over the word "Scourge" and for whatever reason as I stared at the word I could not figure out what it was, so I said "Scource" and then when I looked up and my older sister and the householder lady both were smirking at me, I realized just how stupid I sounded. Man I was embarrassed!

    I guess it's a good idea to at least read the title of the magazine to yourself before trying to sell it to someone else.

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    This one is more of a funny reaction to a presentation:

    Brother Elder and I go to this door. The guy opens the door (looks like a hung over Charles Manson Family member), and Brother E. starts his presentation. The guy looks at him, looks over to me, looks back to him, the whole time Brother E. is talking. The guy SLOWLY starts shutting the door, just staring at us, and finally closes it gently. Brother E. looks at me and says "I guess he wasn't interested!".

    I HAVE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS RIGHT NOW, LAUGHING, REMEMBERING THAT MOMENT.

    THANKS GOOD GIRL FOR THE TOPIC. I DON'T THINK I'M DONE YET.

    Warlock

  • WTFBBQPWNT
    WTFBBQPWNT

    When I was a Witness (ministerial servant/pioneer), even then I knew of the problems with the organization and the unscriptural things that were being practiced, but I thought that I could rise above it myself and promote a more basic walk with God among the people that I talked to. So in my door-to-door presentations, it was me with no briefcase, just a Bible in my hand. I would approach a householder with the simple objective of offering them something from the Bible that would lift their spirits. Long story short, you would be amazed at how many meaningful conversations I got into with people. When others would go to the door with me, they would say stuff like, "Your presentations are a little different from what the KM suggests." But it worked, and that was the point.

    I also did this with public talks. I would use very little of the outline. But the audience was more captivated when I did it this way, and got tons more compliments about how the talk helped them in some way than if I had stayed rigidly with the outline.

    One time I gave the public talk at a congregation about an hour away from my home, and after the meeting was over, the public talk coordinator for that congregation came up to me with a stern look on his face and said, "Which outline were you using?" And then I showed him the actual outline and he said, "Yes, I was following along with my copy of the outline and it didn't seem like you were using it." But right about then some lady came up to me and was sooooooo gracious toward me for coming to give the talk and explained how she loved it and that pretty much ended the other conversation.

    I am convinced that the leadership of the JW's are the modern-day Pharisees.

  • daystar
    daystar
    The guy SLOWLY starts shutting the door, just staring at us, and finally closes it gently. Brother E. looks at me and says "I guess he wasn't interested!".
    I HAVE TEARS ROLLING DOWN MY CHEEKS RIGHT NOW, LAUGHING

    ROFL!!! So do I brother!!! That is just CLASSIC!!

  • Tuesday
    Tuesday
    Warlock wrote...

    Good point about tricking people. I did know an older brother, though, who would just say right up front "We're Jehovah's Witnesses........"

    Did we ever go out in service together. It says you're 18, and I'm 25 so yeah I could've been an older brother to you... LOL.

    I did that one day the "We're Jehovah's Witnesses" because my friend told me this way we could just breeze through our side of the street and wait in the car for our parents to finish the rest of the street. Man wasn't that the best waiting in the car while your parents had a long conversation at some door?

  • Warlock
    Warlock

    Sorry Tuesday,

    I'm a little older than that. You could be my oldest son though. He was in his 60's and I was in my 30's. I'm close to 50 now. He ended up with Alzheimers and died a few years ago. He was a M.S. and good man. My age changes here depending on absolutely nothing at all. Ha,ha.

    Warlock

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