If condemned to lie on a beach until the sun went down this evening, who

by Crumpet 32 Replies latest jw friends

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet
    Nicole Kidman too objectionable

    Brains and beauty - nice choice! I understand the antisocial thing - I can be extremely sociable but only for a few hours at a time and then I need to retreat for days.

    Joe G - If only, but they want me at work! What a shame there isnt a budget airline and then I could pop over for a long weekend at least! BTW if I do come over later in the year do you drive as I might impose upon you for a lift from the airport ?

  • Joe Grundy
    Joe Grundy

    Crumpet: This is a shame, and I may have to go out for some beers to overcome my disappointment.

    It would be a pleasure to meet you at the airport and transport you to wherever your desires take you (it's only about 10 miles away).

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    Brilliant - can't wait to see you in Brit Police uniform at the airport with a banner reading CRUMPET - go on I dare you!

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974

    I am not fussy.

    However there are a few prequisites.

    They must be prepared to take it in turns to go to the free beach bar serving ice cold cocktails and beer.

    They must be capable of holding an intelligent conversation but realise that my conversational skills will become less and less intelligent the more beer or cocktails I am fed.

    They must be prepared to go for a cool swim just as the sun is going down.

    If anyone fits the bill then send your applications to my PM please!

  • BlackSwan of Memphis
    BlackSwan of Memphis

    My husband.

    Oh man, a beach sounds so awesome right now. It's beautiful over here at the moment.

    BSoM

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    I'd choose Crumpet because she is great fun, beautiful and really really sweet.

    but if Crumpet wasn't available well...

    If anyone fits the bill then send your applications to my PM please!

    DB1974 - you have a PM!

    Sirona

  • Confession
    Confession

    At the moment, Salma Hayak sounds right...

  • kid-A
    kid-A

    Wifey. But if history is my guide, I will be the one fetching the drinks.....

    -Kid-A, of the happily "whipped" class...lol

  • diamondblue1974
    diamondblue1974
    DB1974 - you have a PM!

    Well I dont take too kindly to being 2nd choice so....no....its my beach of condemnation and your not joining me

    DB74

  • Sirona
    Sirona

    Why not us three?

    LOL

    Sirona

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