Before I found this website, I accepted the fact that I was going to be destroyed at Armageddon. But now that I know it's a big lie, I don't worry about that.
But just for fun, if you could choose your Armageddonly death, how would you like to go?
How Will You Die at Armageddon?
by Nosferatu 41 Replies latest jw friends
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Stealth453
Old age.
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fullofdoubtnow
Like stealth, I would favour old age as well.
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daystar
LOL!! Guess!
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Joe Grundy
Struck by lightning at exactly the right moment during a particularly exotic bout of fornication with a group of concubines.
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Genesis
The ground would open and swallow me while I was deflowering some virgins sisters...
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JH
Petting pussy cats on their bellies.
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Elsewhere
Mauled to death by a herd of rabid cows.
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south african beef
quickly and painlessly - hopefully.
If not, whilst having the best orgasm ever! -
greendawn
While being drunk to the point of senselessness, but on the other hand in fact I don't believe in the JW understanding of armageddon.