How Will You Die at Armageddon? (page 3)

Stealth453

whilst having the best orgasm ever!

Don't they all pretty much fit that category?

BlackSwan of Memphis

Uh decapitation?
Quick and painless.
Guillotine.
That way there aren't any mistakes.
Preferably after a meal of lobster tails and linguine and the finest chardonnay available.

BSoM

No Stealth, not all Big O's are the same. Some start at your toes and travel through your whole body like electricity. There is some that is a warm wash over the middle part of your body. And then there is the one that makes your toes curl, unfortunately there are no words that can ever truly express what happens body soul and mind. But it is pretty darn good. So not all O's are alike.

freedomlover

I too would probably hike to a peak of some mountain so I'd have a better view. Ya know, this is an event that will NEVER be repeated on earth again, or so the bible says so.

I'd have a mind altering substance stronger than alcohol, but a nice bottle of wine would be great also. I'd have to have paper and a pen so I could write down what I was feeling watching all of this scene. I'd probably cry and cuss Jah out for being such a sicko. Then I'd do an old IPSEC and give god the bird one more time! Then I'd probably laugh myself silly.....because of the amount of irony of the whole damn situation.

After that....sure zap me Jehovah. just get it over quick....nobody likes a long drawn out death.

Twitch

Hmmmm,
I'd be smoking a fattie with both hands givn the salute to the "Almighty" whilst telling my Catholic neighbor to save me a warm spot by the fire,...
lmao

Robdar

Hopefully topless and under a full summer moon.

damselfly

I'd like to break as many of the 10 Commandments as I could in my last few seconds.

Dams

Wasanelder Once

I will probably be looking for a parking place and get rammed by a bus that has gone out of control as the street opens up in front of us to swallow our vehicles and a little girl with her doll will fall into the crevice before us. I will be trapped in the car because the door will be jammed and I will look up to the sky and say, "What? Didn't I make enough return visits? Thanks alot, I thought you wouldn't forget the things I did towards the holy ones."

W.Once

Rabbit

I would like to 'laugh myself to death' while watching the very surprised faces of the Governing Body members, the Pope and other religious heads as they are told by the Almighty Goddess, that THEY are toast -- first !

Supposing of course...that She actually exists...

O-K...you "while I'm having an orgasm" folks...no, no, no ! It's after your fantasy-dream-cum-true orgasm...when you roll over and go to sleep ! See ? Isn't that a lot better than 'coitus interruptus' ? Stop thinking like JW's.

You people...I swear !

Rabbit (got to think of everything class )

Calliope

running through the streets on el-essdee... that'd be nice.

yours truly,

Acid Annie.

How Will You Die at Armageddon?