Three Days At The Convention...

by Justice-One 37 Replies latest jw friends

  • Justice-One
    Justice-One
    You're referring to .pst's and .mbx's?

    Could be, but I thought they were DMR files to look out for also. But to tell you the truth, with Windows 2000, it finally got to the point were I did not want to fiddle with things myself. That's when I started using programs like CCleaner.

    But do you agree that Windows does some strange stuff?

  • Toronto_Guy
    Toronto_Guy

    I admire your efforts, and the story is interesting...but I'm curious why you bother. If it were me, I'd be tempted to just leave, rather than going to so much trouble to try to persuade current witnesses to leave...

  • rocky220
    rocky220


    Gosh, Matthew 5:29 huh?............"if your eye causes you to stumble cut it out, etc....."

    So that being the case [playing Devil's Advocate here] If you can't stop with the pornography you should cut your watcha'ma'callit off????? [ouch] With all those pedophile deminz running around in Bethel these days? Oh, I don't know just an opinion............

    rocky220 [ from the don't take Bible too literally class]

  • Justice-One
    Justice-One
    I admire your efforts, and the story is interesting...but I'm curious why you bother. If it were me, I'd be tempted to just leave, rather than going to so much trouble to try to persuade current witnesses to leave...

    I have never considered leaving to be an option. I have grown accustomed to my family. Notice that I did not say, and friends. It took a long time, but I have no friends in "the truth" anymore. I now have a few TRUE friends. And as to my efforts? As some are found of saying, - "If I can save just one, it will have been worth the trouble." And if not, it at least makes the conventions bareable for me. I can hardly wait for the Pooper-Poster to strike again.

  • beautifulisfree
    beautifulisfree

    Justice-One,

    Man, the only reason I ever wish that I was still a witness is to do secret 'recon missions' I am SO jealous of you!!!

    Beautifulisfree Of the walking around with one eye class (Hey it's my husbands suscription...Why not look at the pretty ladies. and do a little critiquing?)

  • Wordly Andre
    Wordly Andre

    Justice,

    I really doubt any of them who saw your flyer would read it or take it to heart, but DAMN YOU GOT A BIG SET OF HAIRY BALLS, and my hat is off to you Comrade. That is so funny, when that dude busted in on you I would have said uhh sorry I'm not gay, try the next stall I hear he likes it up the ass, or Didn't you guys learn anything from Jesus Cano???

  • Justice-One
    Justice-One

    You just reminded me of some of the other fun you can have in the stalls. - Before you go in, take some paper and wet it down. Then wait for a quiet moment and throw it in the toilet. Right after it goes PLOP, say, - "Dang, there goes the glass eye again!"

    Another good one is to to wait for a quiet moment and say, "Gee, how did THAT get in there?"

    Damm It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta.

  • Justice-One
    Justice-One
    That is so funny, when that dude busted in on you I would have said uhh sorry I'm not gay, try the next stall I hear he likes it up the ass, or Didn't you guys learn anything from Jesus Cano???

    I have really got to get a plastic cover for my keyboard and monitor. Shooting coffee all over them just can't be a good thing. LOL!!!!!!!!

  • sass_my_frass
    sass_my_frass

    NICE one!

  • Justice-One
    Justice-One
    but DAMN YOU GOT A BIG SET OF HAIRY BALLS, and my hat is off to you Comrade.

    Read my bio. I do not suffer from hairy balls. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.

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