I will always love you darling ..
What?! People have actually met and dated through this site???
by keo15929 41 Replies latest social relationships
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blondie
How is that fair, both Gumby and Unclebruce off the market!
So is Unclebruce your number one concubine in the Church of Gumby?
Blondie
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Ms. Whip
Fearing the worse, Gumby chose to meet up with Bruce at a nuetral location.
Gumby & Bruce talked, hit it off and had a few drinks.
Unbenownced to Bruce, Gumby called him up a year later
and said he had a surprise for him.
Bruce, wanting to do the right thing by Gumby..
made him an honest man.
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Bruce & Gumby Today
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PopeOfEruke
Oh my God! Bruce man you lookin' OLD! Lay off those XXXX's a bit I'd say old chap!
Pope
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unclebruce
psst..gumby honey, does your misses know about our ... um marital arrangement?
I mean I don't fancy sleeping on the floor in me old age!
unc not into threesomes
ps: Linty doesn't fancy sleep'n on the floor either - and to think I shaved over a hot towel for you!
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gumby
psst..gumby honey, does your misses know about our ... um marital arrangement?
I mean I don't fancy sleeping on the floor in me old age!
unc not into threesomes
Of course she knows. I told her you had your jewels bit off by a wallaby and she's all cool with everything now.
Here's a bed I bought for us all ya from a vendor in Austrailia. You get the bottom bunk.
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Mary
Gumcheater admitted: Many people have married one another from this site too. I married Unclebruce just yesterday
Why you lyin', cheatin' bastards!! You guys got married and didn't even invite me to the wedding??!!!
*Mary rips up her plane tickets for Californeeay and Aussieland*
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plmkrzy
Gumby what'dya do to unclebruce! What the heck is he gonna look like after 6 months if you did that to him in one night! -
unclebruce
Gumby what'dya do to unclebruce! What the heck is he gonna look like after 6 months if you did that to him in one night!
You really don't wanna know I'm filing for non-consumation un gracia!
Truth is - the bugga got me drunk on nut polish mixed with spumante and told me it was just a practise run - I was really marrying goo!
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