by sspo 42 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
FlyingHighNow,
Adam was so busy naming all the animals to notice he didn't have a wife. I know this is true, because it is in "My Book of Bible Stories." That makes Adam the greatest workaholic who ever lived. Or the slowest person to name all the animals. Take your pick.
My! So, God creates Adam and then sentences him to 33 years solitary confinement. A perfect, testosterone fueled, man with no outlet for his sexuality. No wonder he went potty at the thought of losing Eve when she 'sinned'!
The end has already come, INVISIBLY
All of you guys are an illusion and do not exist anymore, check the book of revelation and you will see i am definetely right.
All of you guys are an illusion and do not exist anymore,
Does that mean I can quit my diet???
W
How long was Adam alone before Eve was created, well at least 31 years so far
That means there is a good chance that Eve was created after 33 years after Adam
So was it 31 years or 33 years? Is the Big A scheduled to arrive in 2006 or 2008? Can't Jehovah make up His mind?
How did we arrive at 31 yrs or 33 yrs to begin with? I don't recall reading either period in Genesis.
INQ
Now I really can't blame Adam for sinning. He just didn't want to wait another 33 years for YHWH to create another woman. Besides how many ribs can a guy lose before it becomes a problem?
You wrote: "Have you heard this one-the end is very close, maybe 2 years "Yup! Only since I first attended group meetings when I was 6 years old in 1950.
#1, The Watch Tower Society says Adam and Eve were created in the same year.
So what's this eve created 33 years later crap? :-)
http://www.jehovahs-witness.com/10/47036/1.ashx
We "know" that Adam's first son was born when Adam was 130 years old, because the bible tells us so.
Given that 'indisputable fact," we can look forward eagerly to the year 2105 (1975 +130) when this baloney will finally be laid to rest. Of course, there is always the human penchant for "new light" and spin doctoring, so even when the stain is gone, the stank will still be there.
I guess they don't ever get tired of that stupid numbers game. Wait, some do and leave. Glad I'm gone.
Josie
Enoch lived for 365 years, so maybe it's 1975 plus 365 giving us the year 2340. But then again YHWH is very patient, so maybe the time of the end is 1975 plus Methusela's age 969 making the big A happening in 2944.
