by What-A-Coincidence 38 Replies latest jw friends
My momma walked in caught me dozing and she saw what was on my desk ... a bottle of coffee liqueur.
She said if I get drunk she would talk to the elders and have me disfellowshipped. I was like, really? You would do me that favor??? I didn't say that but I thought it.
Is my deliverance at hand? Maybe. oh well, cheers
Did you get dimed out by your parents???
a bottle of coffee liqueur.
Huh? This is the kind of stuff senior citizens drink while thay are lawn bowling.
Man, you could drink the whole bottle and all you'd get would be a sugar coma...
Man, you could drink the whole bottle and all you'd get would be a sugar coma...
LOL. Yeah, I think there is probably more alcohol in a rum-flavored See's Candy.
Wow. Your mom is so compassionate and non-judgemental. The average person would try to figure out if there was a reason why anyone would want to "get drunk" on coffee liqueur in the first place. Is she going to give you a breathalyzer test first or will "acting drunk" be sufficient for her to call the elders and get you DFd?
I hope you told her that coffee liqueur was totally fashionable at Bethel - that way Bethelites combine two of their favorite pastimes: drinking coffee and drinking alcohol.
I also hope you told her to read 1Thessalonians 4:11. Personally I think it should be the WTS's year text for the next several decades.
make it YOUR aim to live quietly and to mind YOUR own business
"Bobby, you best forget about that coffee liqueur . . . . . it's the devil!"
Do it up right...scotch and scotch chasers.
thanks for the advice on the drinks since i don't have much experience with da booze, i just pulled out whatever was in the cupboard
Wow, I wish she would rat out all of my JW relatives. Freaking lot of them are alcoholics. It would really simplify family reunions if they were all D/F! Doesn't your mom know that JWs are allowed to drink? As much as they want so long as they don't get caught in disgrace in front of the elders or something?
Sorry to hear it kiddo; that you're looking at alcohol. Your mum is a bit of a tool for reacting that way.
