Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped (page 4)

Warlock

Honesty,

You are kidding, right? For reading "The Word of God"? That's waaaaaay too much!!!!

Warlock

Wordly Andre

WAC

There is nothing wrong with Jesus Juice, tell your mom you heard that from Brother Jackson

Andre

Last call for alcohol.
Last call for your freedom of speech.
Drink up. Happy hour is now enforced by law.
Don't forget our house special, it's called a Trickie Dickie Screwdriver.
It's got one part Jack Daniels, two parts purple Kool-Aid,
and a jigger of formaldehyde
from the jar with Hitler's brain in it we got in the back storeroom.
Happy trails to you. Happy trails to you.

I am Emperor Ronald Reagan
Born again with fascist cravings
Still, you made me president

Human rights will soon go 'way
I am now your Shah today
Now I command all of you
Now you're going to pray in school
I'll make sure they're Christian too

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Ku Klux Klan will control you
Still you think it's natural
Nigger knockin' for the master race
Still you wear the happy face

You closed your eyes, can't happen here
Alexander Haig is near
Vietnam won't come back you say
Join the army or you will pay

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Yeah, that's it. Just relax.
Have another drink, few more pretzels, little more MSG.
Turn on those Dallas Cowboys on your TV.
Lock your doors. Close your mind.
It's time for the two-minute warning.

Welcome to 1984
Are you ready for the third world war?!?
You too will meet the secret police
They'll draft you and they'll jail your niece

You'll go quitely to boot camp
They'll shoot you dead, make you a man
Don't you worry, it's for a cause
Feeding global corporations' claws

Die on our brand new poison gas
El Salvador or Afghanistan
Making money for President Reagan
And all the friends of President Reagan

California Uber alles
Uber alles California

Dead Kennedys

Rabbit

Or...make a pre-emptive attack. Buy a bottle for the Elders, tell them you "thought it best...in order to keep it out of sight".

Cabin in the woods

Now just a moment. Did you say that you got that coffee liquer (sp.) from the cabinet??? Isn't that your moms cabinet if you are still living at home? hhhmmm.... someones got some splainin' to do !!

cabs

Odrade

Isn't that your moms cabinet if you are still living at home? hhhmmm.... someones got some splainin' to do !!

No kidding, huh? I mean, 10 years at Bethel rooming with a drunken elder, and not knowing coffee liquor is worthless to get you boozed up? something doesn't add up...

joshoohaah

Yah... I was totally "dimed out" by my folks. They found letters my boyfriend had written me detailing our sex life. Oopsie! Before I knew it the elders were at the door and I was 3 meetings away from the big D. Kinda a pain considering I had already told them all I didn't want to be a dub any more... but, no... the elders HAD to have the sordid details and go through the process.

What-A-Coincidence

it's more like my parents are living with me. mom is witnoid out and dad recently joined the dark side. I am the master and he is the apprentice. Anyway, it was kinda of funny cause the way she reacted. It's all good here.

She believes that drinking 1 glass of anything will make you an alcoholic. Then again, she believed she was being attacked by satan.

I don't mind getting dfed if she does not mind. Gonna have to ask her about that. stay tunned!

w-a-c- is back!

joshoohaah - That bites! Freakin elders didn't get enough of the letters? They are sick!!!

Mom just told she would dime me out and get me disfellowshipped

xjwms

Warlock

Wordly Andre

Wordly Andre

Rabbit

Cabin in the woods

Odrade

joshoohaah

What-A-Coincidence

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