How big is the Watchtower carrot?

by Honesty 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • Honesty
    Honesty

    I don't want to brag, but I have good news! One of the elders said that I progressed considerably in reading and that after I get baptized, he wants to use me as the brother that reads the paragraphs in the Watchtower Study. :) Can you believe that? I went from being frightened of raising my hand to comment, to the possibility of me being the one reading the study for the congregation.

    Wanna bet he will have to meet some other "qualifications" first?

  • What-A-Coincidence
    What-A-Coincidence

    Grab em while they are young cause they ain't no udders that want any "privileges."

  • lilybird
    lilybird

    *sigh* poor misguided fool.....

  • poppers
    poppers

    There's nothing like impressing people with influence to get in good with god.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    I got to read for the book study a few times. I liked it. Never got to do the Watchtower study though. I was on my way out before I got the chance.

  • mrsjones5
    mrsjones5
    after I get baptized, he wants to use me as the brother that reads the paragraphs in the Watchtower Study. :) Can you believe that? I went from being frightened of raising my hand to comment, to the possibility of me being the one reading the study for the congregation.

    Don't take much to make him happy huh?

  • Highlander
  • cyberdyne systems 101
    cyberdyne systems 101

    They like to name these chores as 'privileges' so that they seem a great thing to gain and a big thing to lose. I guess reading the watchtower may have some prestige for some. I read at both the group and watchtower study, didnt particularly enjoy the experience, and it was especially bad when I'd forgotton it was my turn and hadn't read through to see if there were any words I didnt know the correct pronunciation or names etc. I remember speed reading the next paragraph while questions were being answered in case anything like that came up and making judgement calls there and then on how I would say it!

    CS 101

  • Crumpet
    Crumpet

    not as big as Gumby's balls!

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Well, as a sister I didn't have such "privileges" to look forward to, thank goodness. All I could do was hours and hours of ministry and the occasional talk, about every 6 weeks unless I was really unlucky and got 1 a month.

    This guy must be totally brainwashed, or braindead, to look forward to that. It doesn't take nuch to make some people happy, obviously.

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