How big is the Watchtower carrot?

by Honesty 15 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    One summer I had the privilege of running the weed eater on the kingdom hall grass. And I thanked Jehovah for such a grand privilege.

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    How big is the WatchTower carrot?..Touch your toe`s and you`ll find out..LOL!!...OUTLAW

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    One of the fundamental motivating factors in humans is the desire to feel important. That is what the WTS gives people.

    • Part of Gawd's Organization on earth
    • Having "special" knowledge that 99.999% of the world does not know about
    • Having knowledge that the world is about to end in a apocalypse
    • Having special privileges that few have. (i.e.: Raising your hand to give predefined answers, giving talks that 99.999% of the world doesn't give a rat's ass about, going door-to-door to annoy people at their homes, etc...)
  • damselfly
    damselfly

    I was a very happy Dams the day I realized that they were going to stop allowing me the "privilege" of being on the school :D



  • hamsterbait
    hamsterbait

    Carrots only attract prey animals like rabbits, or beasts of burden like an ass or a donkey.

    So I suppose these are the kinds of personality the WTBTS draws to it. And the carrot is in the end of a stick so they just keep trying and trying.

    HB

  • BizzyBee
    BizzyBee

    How big is the Watchtower carrot?
    Depends on how big the dumb bunny is.

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