WHY I'M BECOMING A MUSLIM!

by Dansk 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    I came across an interesting site the other day and below is an extract from one of its web pages (does anyone know if the following is actually true as I've never read the Quran?). No wonder so many Muslim men wear baggy trousers, it's to hide the erection they get when they look heavenwards!

    What I don't understand is what's in it for the women? And you can discard the bit about young boys as that doesn't interest me in the slightest!

    Here's a link to the full article, which isn't all about sex: http://www.nobeliefs.com/islam.htm

    The bold lettering is from the original article.

    Now I'm off to find my nearest Mullah!

    Quranic verses (Translated by Maolana A. Yousuf Ali) that promises Heaven with Houris, Sex, and Wine for the pious Muslims:

    Quran-(52:17-20): "They will recline (with ease) on thrones arranged in ranks. And We shall marry them to Huris (fair females) with wide lovely eyes." "There they shall pass from hand to hand a (wine) cup, free from any Laghw-."

    Quran: (37:40-48): -they will sit with bashful, dark-eyed virgins, as chaste as the sheltered eggs of ostriches.

    Quran: (44:51-55): Yes and we shall wed them to dark-eyed houris (beautiful virgins).

    Quran: (55:56-57): In them will be bashful virgins neither man nor Jinn will have touched before. Then which of the favours of your Lord will you deny?

    Quran-(55:72): "Hur (beautiful, fair females) guarded in pavilions;"

    Quran: (78:31-32): "As for the righteous, they surely triumph. Their gardens and vineyards and high-bosomed (pointed breast) virgins for companions, truly overflowing cup"

    Quran-(78: 33-34):"And young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age, and a full cup of wine."

    Quran-(55:57-58): "Then which of the blessings of your lord will you both (jinn and men) deny? (In beauty) they are like rubies and coral".

    Quran-(56:34-37): " -we created the houris and made them virgins, loving companions for those on the right hand-."

    Quran-(55:70-77): " In each there shall be virgins chaste and fair-.dark eyed virgins sheltered in their tents whom neither man or Jinn have touched before-"

    Quran-56:22: "And (there will be) Huris with wide, lovely eyes (as wives for the pious)"

    Quran-(56: 35-36): "Verily , We have created them (maidens) of special creation. And made them Virgins."

    Quran- (55:56): "Wherein both will be Qasirat-ut-Tarf (chaste females restraining their glances, desiring none except their husband) with whom no man or jinni has had tamth before them."

    Quran: (2:25): "And give glad tidings to those who believe and do righteous good deeds, that for them will be Gardens under which rivers flow (Paradise)---.and they will be given these things in resemblance (i.e., in the same form but different in taste) and they shall have therein Azwajun Muhtahharatun (purified mates and wives) and that they will have abide therein forever".

    Quran:(47:15): "The description of Paradise which the Muttaqun have been promised (is that) in it are rivers of water the taste and smell of which are not changed, rivers of milk of which the taste never changes, rivers of wine delicious to those who drink, and rivers of clarified honey---."

    Now some Sahih Hadiths

    The main themes of the Jihad are: if Jihadi Muslims survive the battle, they secure concubines and plenty of booty, but if they fall (die), they are sure to enter paradise full of houris, wine and living in the most luxurious environment.

    TIRMZI, vol. 2 states on page 138: Every man who enters paradise shall be given 72 (seventy-two) houris; no matter at what age he had died, when he is admitted into paradise, he will become a thirty-year-old, and shall not age any further. A man in paradise shall be given virility equal to that of one hundred men.

    Ghilman (Young Boys): In sura: (52:24) Allah promises to supply young diamond-sparkling beautiful boys for some inhabitants of Islamic heavens. Some deceitful western living mullahs will argue that these boys are there to serve drinks to the pious inhabitants of the heavens and not for having sex by those Beduin homosexual Jihadi Martyrs. They also will argue that Koran did not specify that these Ghilman (young boys) will be used as sex partners by Martyrs, i.e., it was not said so in the Quran. Well, Koran also did not specify what those Martyrs/pious Muslims suppose to do with the wide-eyed, firmed, swollen breast, white skinned beautiful houris! Your parent gets you married a beautiful young lady, and parents never say what you suppose to do with your wife, do they? Decietful Mullah's logic/excuse that these Ghilman could be there as the waiters just to serve drinks and food does not sound right. I don't think it is the purpose of supplying young boys just to be the waiters. Waiters could be adult person instead of pearl-sparkling everlasting young boys! Is not it folks?

    The Sex Market of Heaven (Islamic brothel) according to Ihya Uloom Ed-Din

    Allah has arranged for Pious Muslims a non-stop and non-interrupted sex in Islamic heavens because Mullahs will remain busy only with unlimited sex and wine for billions of years to come. These are rewards from the merciful Allah for killing and torturing those enemies of Allah by Mumeen Muslims.

    In the Hadiths the Prophet Muhammad gave the believers a final choice of a open sex market in heaven where there will be no limit of the number of sexual partners. Women are in display like open fruit market. Hadith: Al hadiths, Vol. 4, Page-172, No.34: Hozrot Ali (r.a) narrated that the Apostle of Allah said, "There is in paradise an open market wherein there will be no buying or selling, but will consist of men and women. When a man desires a beauty, at once he will have intercourse with them as desired.

    In this open sex market of heaven one can easily imagine what type of fun is going to happen there. Say one particular day of heaven-one very pious Muslim (who prayed five times a day and visited Mecca) who has been permitted to the best of Islamic heaven. There one day he decided to visit (out of curiosity) the famous sex market of heaven, and when he reached there, he found out that all his great great grandfathers, grandfather, father, brothers also were there visiting "Islamic Brothel" called heavenly sex market. Now, they all got excited by the paragon beauty of heavenly houris with very swollen breasts, dark eyes and fair skin. The great great grandfather will command all his descendents family members to feel free to enjoy the sweet taste of houris. In that case the great great grandfathers, grandfather, father, brothers-they all will start simultaneous orgy of sexual intercourse right in front of each others. Can you imagine that terrific scenery folks? Allah is really great and merciful indeed!

    Now Some Descriptions of Houris from Quran and hadiths

    Quran-(78: 33-34) The houris are ever-young full-breasted (mature) maidens of equal age having swelling (protruding/pointed) bosoms, and a full cup of wine."

    Quran- (55:56): "Wherein both will be Qasirat-ut-Tarf (chaste females restraining their glances, desiring none except their husband) with whom no man or jinni has had tamth before them."

    MISHKAT, (volume three Says on pages 83-97): If a houri looks down from her abode in heaven onto the earth, the whole distance (space) shall be filled with light and fragrance. A houri's face is more radiant than a mirror, and one can see one's image in her cheek. The marrow of her shins is visible to the eyes.

    TIRMZI, volume two (p 35-40): A houri is a most beautiful young woman with a transparent body. The marrow of her bones is visible like the interior lines of pearls and rubies. She looks like red wine in a white glass. She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution. A houri is a girl of tender age, having large breasts which are round (pointed), and not inclined to dangle. Houris dwell in palaces of splendid surroundings.

    Here are some incredible stuff in heaven waiting for Mumeen Muslims.

    Book by the great Imam Ghazzali: Ihya Uloom Ed-Din. The Sunnis consider this epic as next to Quran.

    Volume 4, Page-4.430

    "According to Prophet Muhammad (SW) the Hurs of Paradise will be pure women-free of menstruation, urine, stool, cough and children. The Hurs will sing in Paradise on divine purity and praise-we are most beautiful Hurs and we are for the honored husbands.

    Muhammad said that an inmate of Paradise will have the sexual strength of 70 men. Muhammad said, "An inmate of Paradise will have 500 Hurs, 4,000 unmarried women and 8,000 widowed women. Each of them will keep embracing him for the duration of his whole worldly life."

    P-4.431 Muhammad said, "If an inmate of Paradise will wish to have a son born to him, he will get it. It stays in womb, its weaning away from milk and its youth will come to pass at the same time." Muhammad said, "The inmates of Paradise will be beardless and hairless. Their color will be white and their eyes painted with collyrium. They will be youth of 33 years of age. They will be sixty cubits long and seven cubits broad."

  • Gill
    Gill

    DANSK!!!!! Wake up! Snap out of it! Get a grip! (And not of a virgin either).

    As with ALL things, if it sounds too good to be true, it's because it is!

    Now let go of that virgin, or I'll tell Claire!

    All joking aside, the sheer stupidity of ALL religious people is beyond belief!

  • fullofdoubtnow
    fullofdoubtnow

    Ian, I'm just trying to imagine you in all the Muslim gear...................

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    Well, you won't need any introduction at the Apostacurry meet anyway!

    Linda

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Gill and Linda,

    I thought believing in Jehovah was ludicrous but do these people REALLY believe they're going to have enormous helpings of sex in heaven?! Is that all they're going to do while they're there?

    Ian

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    I don't prefer drinking my wine out of a cup, but other than that it sounds pretty good Ian.

    Where do we sign up.

    Cheers

    Chris

  • vitty
    vitty

    Considering they are not allowed to drink or have sex outside marriage, while on earth, they do seem to be obsessed about it in heaven.

    "Never ending uninterrupted sex, with the virility of one hundred men".................what does this say about their attitude to women?

    So what do female muslims get out of being a muslim ????????????

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    at Chris!!

    So what do female muslims get out of being a muslim ????????????

    Exactly! Do they get some hunky guy? Bet you they don't as that would be too much for the males to contemplate.

    Ian

  • Hellrider
    Hellrider

    I wonder why they`re so obsessed about virgins! What`s the big deal of the girl being a virgin? They want girls that are no good in bed?...

  • frozen one
    frozen one

    She is of white color, and free from the routine physical disabilities of an ordinary woman such as menstruation, menopause, urinal and offal discharge, child bearing and the related pollution.

    The virgins in heaven don't poop? Am I reading this fantasy correctly? Given the above list of "disabilities" maybe ordinary muslim women automatically get handicapped parking decals when they get to heaven.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    Hellrider, that is my thoughts exactly. Why have a girl who isn't much good when you can have one who knows what to do.

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