WHY I'M BECOMING A MUSLIM!

by Dansk 38 Replies latest jw friends

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    have enormous helpings of sex in heaven?!

    OH I do hope so!!! I missed out for the last 30 years ( wink wink

  • Dansk
    Dansk

    Grace, you naughty, naughty girl :

    OH I do hope so!!! I missed out for the last 30 years ( wink wink

    Actually, I haven't come across anything yet that explains what Muslim women expect in paradise. Are they turned into virgins to serve their masters: men? Do they get men with tight butts and a solid serving device? How many men are they allowed and what happens once they lose their heavenly virginity?

    It's a man's heaven world all right!

    Love,

    Ian

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce

    Being raised with five sisters the thought of spending eternity with a group of inexperienced women doesn't do much for me

    It looks suspiciously like an advertising program to attract young males who think with their koran ..

    mmm ..now if they promised barbara eden ...

    alt

  • smellsgood
    smellsgood

    ewww, was Mohammed a randy old perv? The young boys thing is something I had never heard about. ick. So they forbid homosexual contact on earth, but in paradise Allah even dresses prospects up with jewels?

    It's not like Mohammed really limited his appetite in his earthly life anyway.
    Target market: Young aroused men who are having trouble getting a lady?

    smellsgood

  • james_woods
    james_woods

    You quoted the Quoran: "dark-eyed houris (beautiful virgins)."

    In most parts of town here in Dallas, particularly on Harry Hines Blvd, dark eyed houries are most certainly not virgins. Further, one should suspect any such dark-eyed fawns regardless of legal age if they or their boyfriends are seen to be driving a Camaro Z28.

    At least they will be safe from future servitude to terrorist bombers in heaven. Don't worry, there are always about 70 more where they came from...

    James (of the I taught my dog to carry around a Koran in his mouth class).

    PS - living in secret with Salman Rushdie and Elvis.

  • anewme
    anewme

    Holy She-ite! And what a Holy Con Job! I heard of this stuff cause we studied with and assisted to baptism a Muslim woman. But I never read it in detail! No wonder they have so many zealots ready to die for Allah!

  • OUTLAW
    OUTLAW

    Women don`t poop in Heaven???..Ah well,it`s a filthy habit anyway..I`ve tried to quit myself..It`s worse than trying to quit smoking...OUTLAW

  • earthtone
    earthtone

    ((((((((Dansk)))))))))

    Let me know what the women get because if they are getting like a 100 buff men with a third leg , I might sign up with you. But I prefer experienced men, no virgins need apply.

  • Gill
    Gill

    I have a question of a 'technical variety'.

    How do the women STAY virgin if they're having all this sex?

  • unclebruce
    unclebruce
    I have a question of a 'technical variety'.

    How do the women STAY virgin if they're having all this sex?

    Same way Mary did after having all those babies

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