What is so STUPID is that they claim "dear reader" that Armageddy is "So very very near".
Why would any idiot waste his time going through DF probation etc? As long as you are DF you will die at the big A -it is a death sentence awaiting execution.
If it issoooo near you will never be reinstated before your flesh starts rotting and dropping off your bones like all the other "Worldlings". Might as well have a BALL.
HB (of the "Have a Ball" class)