I was a good little dub
I sat and listened to the crud
I knocked on doors
It was such a bore
Then I got baptized
I was only 14 but they said it was wise
I didn't bother with education
I left school early for a different vocation
So I thought, I must pioneer
Remember, the end was near!
I preached and preached
On all my local streets
But I hated every minute
My preaching was sh*t
My heart wasn't in it
I had lost my grit
It was time to get out
and find out what life was all about
But I was told that I would be shunned
that bit didn't sound like too much fun
Off I went into the world
A lonely, young innocent girl
I found life and excitment, satan and apostates
And a whole load a new mates!