omg i am totally floored

by akafreelife 92 Replies latest watchtower scandals

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    "33" ...also George Bush's I.Q.

    -BONEZZ (Just because I'm paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get me)

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul
    Jehovah written 133 times in the New Testament.

    'Fraid not.

    330,000,000 miles from our Solar source...

    'Fraid not, again. The average distance from Earth to Sol in miles is 93,000,000 miles. We would be a frozen planet at the distance you suggest. Of course, the measurement "mile," an arbitrarily arrived at human conceptual construct, just like all measurements, is a relatively recent invention and has no bearing whatsoever on the matter at hand.

    Moons Gravity 3.3 Grams PSI

    'Fraid not, again. And this betrays a significant gap in comprehension of how gravity is scientifically expressed. Either a lack of comprehension on your part, or on the part of your source.

    Deuteronomy 5:1-33 (10 Commandments and Moses)

    I'm not even sure what "10 commandments and Moses" means, but I am certain it has nothing to do with Freemasonry.

    1 Atmosphere below water 33 feet

    Again, no. 10^5 pascals = 1 atmosphere which is acheived at 10 meters (or 30 feet) under water. This is another attempt to create a correlation where there is none. A similar exercise is seen in taking various measurements of the pyramid features using modern terms such as inches, feet, and miles and drawing inferences regarding significance from some of the resulting numeric coincidences that can be found. These "significant" details depend on units of measurement that did not exist at the time.

    I don't believe you arrived at these on your own. You seem too honest. Please carefully examine the factuality of statements you read on the Internet before passing them along.

    Sincerely,
    AuldSoul

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    But then, I am currently (for a few more days) 33 years old, so I am not to be trusted at all.

  • Jah333
    Jah333

    ...know what u mean... 33 years old...

    Auldsoul;

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    Jehovah written 133 times in the New Testament.

    'Fraid not.

    "

    www.watchtower.org/bible

    Or use the CD and count for ya-self!

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    330,000,000 miles from our Solar source...

    'Fraid not, again. The average distance from Earth to Sol in miles is 93,000,000 miles. We would be a frozen planet at the distance you suggest. Of course, the measurement "mile," an arbitrarily arrived at human conceptual construct, just like all measurements, is a relatively recent invention and has no bearing whatsoever on the matter at hand.

    "

    There's a 3 in it...

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    Moons Gravity 3.3 Grams PSI

    'Fraid not, again. And this betrays a significant gap in comprehension of how gravity is scientifically expressed. Either a lack of comprehension on your part, or on the part of your source.

    "

    I researched this, if am wrong then so be it... and earths is 5.5 grams PSI.

    which leads to this;

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    Deuteronomy 5:1-33 (10 Commandments and Moses)

    I'm not even sure what "10 commandments and Moses" means, but I am certain it has nothing to do with Freemasonry.

    "

    Washington Monument is 555 feet tall.

    So the 5th book of the bible is Deuteronomy

    5th Chapter

    5th verse

    5th word = Jehovah

    ( www.watchtower.org/bible )

    Freemasons use the name Jehovah as much as the Witnesses do...!

    "

    1 Atmosphere below water 33 feet

    Again, no. 10^5 pascals = 1 atmosphere which is acheived at 10 meters (or 30 feet) under water. This is another attempt to create a correlation where there is none. A similar exercise is seen in taking various measurements of the pyramid features using modern terms such as inches, feet, and miles and drawing inferences regarding significance from some of the resulting numeric coincidences that can be found. These "significant" details depend on units of measurement that did not exist at the time.

    "

    As a dive instructor (PADI 188051), the 10 meters or 33 feet is so.

    Recreational diving limit = 133 feet. FACT!

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    I don't believe you arrived at these on your own. You seem too honest. Please carefully examine the factuality of statements you read on the Internet before passing them along.

    Sincerely,
    AuldSoul

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    All my own... Last years July shuttle mission 333.33 hours and minutes long

    3:33?

    23:59:59 (2+3+5+9+5+9=33)

    Measurements...

  • Kaput
    Kaput

    There's a 3 in it...

    The possibilities are endless.....................

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul
    Recreational diving limit = 133 feet. FACT!

    Odd. That isn't a multiple of 33. But it is almost exactly 4 atmospheres. Which is a 4, not a 3. FACT!

    1 atmosphere is technically reached at 9.92 meters or 32.5 feet. "32.5 feet" has a 3 in it. FACT!

    There were 3 little pigs. FACT!

    The 3rd [degree] pig built his house of BRICK. FACT!

    Brick is a masonry material. FACT!

    The story never mentions paying for the brick. FACT!

    The story never mentions paying for a mason. FACT!

    Therefore, the story clearly implies a FREE mason. FACT!

    All teasing aside, the fact remains that, with the exception of the Washington Monument, a structure built by Freemason to memorialize a Freemason, the other measurements have NOTHING to correspond to Freemasonry.

    To get very technical, 1 standard atmosphere = 101,325 pascals. In turn, 1 pascal = 1 Newton per square meter. I.e., the meaurement of an atmosphere is based on the metric system. Conversion of a system of measurement from metric (its orginal form) into a form that frequently depends entirely on the particular nation in which one makes the statement of measurement (consider the varied international meanings of "mile") and then asserting some correlation between the arbitrary decision to do so and Freemasonry seems to be a phenomenally large stretch of imagination.

    Such baseless conversions between measurement systems is not even evidence, much less proof. FACT!

    Sincerely,
    AuldSoul

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    ....and I'm sure Hitler's third reich consulted with the prisoners when they assigned them symbols of their rank.

    http://www.jewishvirtuallibrary.org/jsource/Holocaust/markings.html

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    35,937 cu. ft.

    Since the 3rd little pig's brick house was obviously 33' L x 33' W x 33' H, it was 35,937 cu. ft. in size. FACT!

  • Jah333
    Jah333

    ...more 33

    3 little pigs

    3 Billy goats gruff

    3 blind mice

    Goldilocks and the 3 bears...

    etc etc etc...

    Jesus died at 33 was raised on the 3rd day...

    Jesus is written; 1110 (totally) times in the NWT!

    3 nails held Jesus aloft if you go by the Catholic Crucifiction

    Jesus was denied 3 times by peter then as the cock crowed twice

    Romans 9:33

    "

    33

    as it is written: "Look! I am laying in Zion a stone of stumbling and a rock-mass of offense, but he that rests his faith on it will not come to disappointment."

    "

  • AuldSoul
    AuldSoul

    If you take all the chapters of Genesis that can be evenly divided by 3 and that also have a verse 33, and combine the sentences you find together, you get this:

    Then Jehovah went his way when he had finished speaking to Abraham, and Abraham returned to his place. After that he planted a tamarisk tree at Beer-sheba and called there upon the name of Jehovah the indefinitely lasting God. Then something to eat was set before him, but he said: "I shall not eat until I have spoken about my matters." Hence he said: "Speak!" And Isaac began to shake with a great trembling in extreme measure, and so he said: "Who, then, was it that hunted for game and came bringing it to me, so that I ate of everything before you could come in and I blessed him? Blessed too he will become!" And my right-doing must answer for me on whatever future day you may come to look over my wages; every one that is not speckled and color-patched among the she-goats and dark brown among the young rams is something stolen if it is with me." When Bela died, Jobab son of Zerah from Bozrah began to reign instead of him. But the man who is the lord of the country said to us, 'By this I am going to know YOU are upright: Have one brother of YOURS stay with me. Then YOU take something for the famine in YOUR houses and go.

    FACT! How could that possibly be just a coincidence? Why can't these people SEE?

    As I said, coincidence. People look for patterns, it is natural. If you look for patterns, you will find coincidence and convince yourself it is part of a pattern.

    AuldSoul

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