I have been invited to a judicial meeting.......

by AK - Jeff 47 Replies latest jw friends

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  Jim_TX

  I will not be able to attend the event you have so thoughtfully planned in my behalf, as this date marks the date of my dead brother's birthday. We are planning an all out 'apostafest' that night. We will sit around a campfire and take turns having a blood transfusion, as we worship tiny smurf dolls, followed by drunkeness, fornication, lots of nudity [frontal and rear], some homosexual behaviour, and a late night sceance to finish the evening. When dawns early light comes, we will have a full military salute of the flags of all nations, carve a pumpkin, light fireworks, and hang Chrismas lights. Holloween treats will be passed among all the children, and lots of presents will be found under the tree. We will then adjourn to the bar, later we all group-join the YMCA. As evening settles in, we will be found peacefully smoking a joint, pipe, or cigar as we sip vermouth and burn our blood cards. .....

  Can I come?

  Regards,

  Jim TX

  P.S. You can always tell an ex-JW... they don't know how to spell the Holidays... 'Chrismas' - 'Holloween' *wide grin*
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  johnny cip

  if it was me i would show up. and wait till they are all ready to start. then stand up and ream the living shit out out of each of them . non stop . turn around and leave. with out ever letting them say a word. john
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  AK - Jeff

  P.S. You can always tell an ex-JW... they don't know how to spell the Holidays... 'Chrismas' - 'Holloween' *wide grin*

  Jim, you got me. Should do a better job of proof-reading, huh?

  CHRISTMAS

  HALLOWEEN

  Is that better? LOL

  Jeff
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  144001

  I'd insist that they drink a beer or two while disfellowshipping me. Then I'd whip it out and piss on their shoes before they knew what was happening.
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  Iforget

  Your post has me DYING laughing. God I would love it if you would send that.
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  AK - Jeff

  Your post has me DYING laughing. God I would love it if you would send that.

  You know - though written tongue in cheek - I have considered that. Really. I am pretty sure it would 'Get 'er done.' Would you agree? Jeff
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  crazyblondeb

  
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  TMS

  Jeff,

  My heart is with you. Of course, no brilliant defense or counter-attack will register with three tunnel-visioned men with one question on their collective minds: "Are you one of us accepting the FDS or are you not?"

  The more important and immediate concerns are the well-being of your wife and offspring. If they know that their husband/father is not the epitomy of evil being painted by the congregation what else matters?

  Down the line as you explain to those you know in the community how JW's treat those who choose to leave the religion, those in your former congregation will have be in an indefensible position. Shunning family and friends who leave a religion is universally viewed as cultlike.

  I wish you and your family well.

  tms